More like "I just suck at writing"?

Maybe if the character name was like Belladona -as in the poisonous flower/plant- or something, but Sevrebella? Jeeze, didn't know Bella was that badly touched in the head in order to go and shag Snape.

 

Or Snape raped Bella after she raped him.

Hmm...this sounded much more better and funnier in my head.

 

Well, as fucked up as Bella is, I'd expect it'd been her raping him, for some reason (potions?). Then again, were there any signs or hints of Bella straying away from her inbred husband in canon, at all? I know she was completely devoted to the Dark Lord and probably would of jumped his bones if he'd of asked, but general cheating?

 

Ezellahen » by Lina03 reviews

TRANSLATION HPLOTR When Lily Potter conjured her protective magic for her son she transported him to another dimension...Middle Earth. Here, two elves, the twins Elladan and Elrohir will be changing a chibi-Harry into the perfect elf-human.Slash

Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,276 - Reviews: 177 - Updated: 12-24-10 - Published: 8-27-08 - Harry P.

 

First question: How can someone come up with such an idea?
Second question: How the fuck can someone think the story is good enough for a translation?

 

Slashers have their own, somewhat delusional community.

 

I fear getting repetitive... but nah... it's the truth.

 

I don't know if you have heard from the media restrictions in hungary but I finally understood why they did it....

 

It sadly doesn't apply to fictional writing, especially fanfic, otherwise I would have wholeheartedly supported it.

 

I found some really special treat for you. Not a story summary but the profile of a new member. Enjoy

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2669041/Harry_Potter_is_an_abomination

 

Just...just...

Oh, fuck. I'm laughing so hard, right now.

With people like that in the world, who needs a fictional Bellatrix LeStrange to characterize insanity (or just stupidity)?

(Plus, for someone who labels another for being an 'untalented, whorish writer', his/her literary skills are atrocious).

And what of the deeply ingrained morals that the Harry Potter series DOES teach the reader? (Edit: is it 'does' or 'do', in this case? 3AM, and all!)

Then again (and with no disrespect meant to any of our Christian members out there), but...bible-nut. The above mentioned moron really gives you guys bad rep' points. 'nuff said.

 

The summary really speaks for itself...

 

The only thing I saw when I looked at your post was that bear...

Edit: I looked up and man was that fucked up.

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Living for the Moment: Book 1 » by silvermoony77 reviews

"While most people were sleeping soundly in their beds, a strange object was flying through the dark night. It was a motorcycle, but if that was not strange enough, its driver was."Follow Alex Ratcliff's first year as she discovers friends,enemies,&more.

Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,359 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 12-25-10 - Published: 11-26-10 - OC & Harry P. - Complete

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Magic and Metal by DarkLadyIreth reviews

After fulfilling his destiny, Harry is attacked by the 'Light' for being 'Dark' he is saved by two very special beings and taken to a new world. Sparkling Harry!

Crossover - Harry Potter & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-25-10 - Harry P.

 

For those of you who don't speak German, the summary proclaims this to be book 5 from Hermione's view. Which would be ok, but the last sentence? Translated it means something like "according to canon", and then there's a Snape/Hermione? That's the least canon-probable pairing in book 5... what the fuck.

 

Are there actually any decent German fics out there? I looked at that rather horrible story and I was surprised that I understood most of it.

 

Uhhh... Sesc has a couple of one-shots that I like. And a longer story that I never read and that's either abandoned or on a very long hiatus. Other than that, I normally don't browse the German section of fanfics.

 

You're just afraid.

On another note:


Fawkes and Mr Purple by TalaDentro
Harry gets an emergency flu call from Ron. The pieces of the Horcrux's have been stolen! Whats a hero to do? Laid back crack, slash, implied sex and stuffs.
Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Published: 12-25-10 - Harry P. & Fawkes - Complete

I don't even want to know.

 

Of hurting my eyes by reading shit? Definitely.

 

:fire:fire:fire

 

I Have An Older Sister? by Morningstar-Girl Harry's older sister, Lillian Jamie, just woke up from her coma in a coffin for 15 years. She meets her younger brother at Hogwarts when she's a first years and he's in his forth year of Hogwarts. They are both entered in the Triwizard Tournament.