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Fanfiction's Worst Summaries v6.0

Discussion in 'Fanfic Discussion' started by Dark Syaoran, Aug 12, 2010.

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  1. Nuit

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    Dammit Stupid, include links. XD

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    Rewriting the Future Book 1 » by hermionewiz27 reviews

    The year 1977, Headmaster Albus Dumbledore recives a package from his deputy Minerva McGonagall only she calls herself Headmistress. Inside the box are 7 books and together with the marauders, lily, alice, frank, severus, regulus and Minerva they read.

    Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,302 - Reviews: 95 - Updated: 12-26-10 - Published: 4-16-10 - Harry P.

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    Who introduce the whole Harry Potter characters reading Harry Potter books shit anyway?
     
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    miracle at Hogwarts! by bloomandsky2135
    WELL WEVE OFFICALLY JUST REACHED WIERDER! why do dead people show up at the weirdest times? they were having a normal day until mcgonnall rushed in saying there was an issue at hogwarts! thats right people its either a zombie attack or dead family alive!
    Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Published: 12-26-10 - Harry P. & Teddy L.
     
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    I thought it was about the summaries,but for you...:eek:



    Pride & Punishment by lastduchess reviews
    On a routine check of conditions at Hogwarts under Umbridge as part of his Ministry job, Percy is left alone with Filch, a bullwhip, and his shame.
    Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-12-09 - Argus F. & Percy W. - Complete

    ---------- Post automerged at 03:35 ---------- Previous post was at 03:34 ----------


    I just posted this....:facepalm
     
  4. Nuit

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    It is just for summaries, but if you post saying "Read it!" I wont unless theres a convenient link. :)
     
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    I'm not sadistic. I don't even know why you want even see them but read them too... You're weird:awesome
     
  6. Nuit

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    To quote my t-shirt.

     
  7. Hero of Stupidity

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    I'm weird. I caused a teacher in high school to have nervous breakdown, so what?:D

    And to quote my t-shirt:

    Bash head on keyboard to continue!
     
  8. Nuit

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    The only time I caused any teacher discomfort was when I fought in the classroom. Even then no nervous breakdown's.

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    Naruto's Youthfull Energy Drink! by Naruto00 reviews

    When Naruto comes back from his mission, Gai has unconditionally inspires him to make an energy drink for Lee. While mixing up his ingredients, he accidentally puts an aphrodisiac pill in the drink! Now Lee has another problem other than walking straight.

    Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-25-10 - Lee R. & Naruto U. - Complete
     
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    Revelation by Scecky reviews
    Moaning Myrtle and Professor McGonagall discover they have a connection neither could have ever fathomed. WARNING: Contents may disturb you. In a bad way.
    Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 11-16-06 - Minerva M. & Myrtle - Complete

    Then the last word is mine.hah,I rule.
     
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    I took the cookie thought. :awesome
     
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    You're just jealous. :awesome
     
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    Shit. I didn't feel the need to go back a page. FAIL on my part.
     
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    Jesus-fucking-Christ, where's the Brain Bleach?
     
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    What the fuck? I come back after a day, and there's a full-blown war on shitty summaries? I missed all the fun...

    O well.
    Notice the new elite Wizarding School in Britain, HOGSWORTH. Their students are much better trained than those lazy Hogwarts students, and soon, all important functions of the Ministry will be in the hands of Hogsworth alumni.
     
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    Is Rumbleroar the new Headmaster?


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    harry potter is extremely terrified of YOU by jesus.is.my.lover.666 reviews
    you wish harry potter was your best friend too bad harry potter is his own best friend you cry yourself to sleep at night knowing Harry will lie down tonight with his own clone you cry every night
    Rated: K - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81,737 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-7-10 - Harry P. - Complete

    ---------- Another one -----------

    Who's been reading a bad Harry Potter Fanfiction S » by Claire Violet Thorpe reviews
    Full title: WHO'S BEEN READING A BAD HARRY POTTER FANFICTION STORY. Do you love reading bad fanfiction stories? Then why don't you read these random fics that butcher Harry Potter. plz read & review! No flames allowed! NOW COMPLETED!
    Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 72,113 - Reviews: 66 - Updated: 8-1-10 - Published: 7-10-07 - Harry P. & Voldemort - Complete
     
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    Hey, I want in.
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    PadZie ,,,, it sounds LIEK FAIL!
     
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    Who the fuck is EK or even ES for that matter?
     
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    But seriously, her whole profile is a piece of art. Visit it. Nao.



    ~~~~~~~~~~~~Another one~~~~~~~~~~~~~
     
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