I just... just...:fire

She's a troll, right? She has to be...

*goes and offs himself*

 

She isn't troll. She evolved in to a Trollus Maximus Stupidus.:awesome


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Kal » by SexySiri reviews
10 years ago Lily and James Potter's son went missing. 5 years ago Lucius and Severus Malfoy-Snape adopted a 10 old boy with green eyes. Sirius Black finds himself caught up in a love affair with 15 year old Kal... It's an explosion waiting to happen...
Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 71,394 - Reviews: 413 - Updated: 5-22-10 - Published: 8-11-09 - Harry P. & Sirius B. - Complete

 

Basilisk's Time » by Kaylakit reviews

There's a new basilisk in the Chamber! The Basilisks always mate in September, but when it can't find a female basilisk, it turns a student into one... Rated M for mpreg and sex. And yes, this was inspired by SpiffySquigglemink's story about basilisks.

Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,699 - Reviews: 97 - Updated: 12-27-10 - Published: 6-6-07 - Harry P.

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SpiffySquigglemink...really?

 

The author missed bestiality... or is somebody going to tell me that the basilisks are now the new humans? :facepalm

 

Since you asked so nicely and it doesnt seem to faze me all that much anymore, I looked inside for an answer. here you go.

Edit: What I'm getting from this quote and the summary is that no, they probably don't consider it bestiality.

 

I applaud your courage, NuitTombee. And I hate you for giving me this fucking image in my mind.

 

Not so much courage as apathy...

 

Harry Potter and his Deathly Shoes » by HullyGully reviews
Harry goes to Hogwarts and is sorted into...Ravenclaw! "How is this possible?" we think. "He hasn't the brains!" Find out what happens to him. This is the Harry Potter books rewritten in a wierd way. Rated K for starvation insinuation and soul suicide.
Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,969 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 12-28-10 - Published: 6-22-08 - Harry P. & Voldemort

How can a story be rated K for something? I thought K meant suitable for all kids?

 

Against All Odds » by LittleRobinForever reviews

Atarah Manston is the "Ice Queen", famous at Hogwarts for her cruel heart of ice. She can cut down anyone in her way, except it seems; for Harry Potter. Can she open her heart to Harry, or will she remain frozen in hatred forever? Rated T for mild lang.

Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,058 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-27-10 - Published: 12-21-10 - OC & Harry P.

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Random thought...berry goo.

 

More to the point, what is soul suicide?

 

Click the link...it will eat your soul. Now that you know, it would be suicide.

Edit: Maybe...

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The Raven Lilly » by dragonsfae reviews

Harry gets to go back in time to try to fix his biggest mistake, of course that means he has to figure out exactly what that mistake is and why it happened first. Hermione gets dragged along for the ride and she's NOT happy about that. Soul Bond fic

Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,661 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 12-27-10 - Published: 12-25-10 - Hermione G. & Harry P.

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Edit2: Does it bother anyone besides me when someone spells Lily's name as Lilly? Probably just a pet peeve of mine.

 

This is from the AN of chapter 1 of Harry Potter and his Deathly Shoes:

Where? A publisher?

EDIT: I clicked on the link, didn't get my soul eaten, me thinks. Sooo... maybe it's Harry killing his soul to stop big bad Voldemort?

 

Crematorium...

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Harry Potter two Bonds » by icon777 reviews

I guess I should start this story from the begging Well Harry Potter is bonded in one way to Ginny Weasley, and in another completely different way he is bonded to Gabrielle Delacour

Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,492 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 12-27-10 - Published: 9-7-10 - Harry P. & Ginny W.

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trueblooded wizard » by darkserpentcat reviews

harry defeated voldemort in fifth year he learns his mother was adopted and has family in the states and he wants to escape those who have betrayed him. ALIVE Sirius Bashing of Dumbles Ron and Granger smart, powerful, telepathic,abused Harry, re-written

Crossover - Harry Potter & True Blood - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,098 - Reviews: 73 - Updated: 12-27-10 - Published: 10-8-10 - Harry P.

I found a hidden message.

 

I Am Always There For You » by Diasgirlsparty reviews Hermione and Harry Get married after their 7th year and she thinks he is cheating on her and runs to Draco Malfoy for comforting... full summary inside.. Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,798 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 12-28-10 - Published: 9-25-10 - Hermione G. & Draco M.

 

It's horrible...how can you stand that color of blue.

 

I justr copy paste the whole thing :/

 

The links never come with when I copy & paste.

 

That's because I am more awesome than you. Enjoy the blue color.

Who's Isabella? Isabella Swan?

 

When I copy/paste, I get the links, but their in that greenish color.

His Obsession » by freshly caught Cornish pixies reviews
She was so infuriating! Why wouldn't she leave him alone! It was as if she thought he'd go gather a bunch of purebloods and set out to conquer the world if she did! "Well, isn't that exactly what you're going to do if she does?" 'Oh, shut up.'
Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,107 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 12-28-10 - Published: 11-6-10 - Hermione G. & Tom R. Jr.

But in my writing box it's that blue color. *shrug*

 

I always add the links afterwards. *Shrugs*

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The Great Magical Adventure » by Dean The Cuddly Fox reviews

Harry is sent to the time of the Dionsaurs after being attacked by four older students during CoS. Found by Bron with no memory except his name and Magic, Bron takes Harry to the Great Valley where he becomes friends with Littlefoot and the gang.

Crossover - Harry Potter & Land Before Time - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,420 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 12-27-10 - Published: 12-13-10 - Harry P. & Littlefoot