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Fanfiction's Worst Summaries v6.0

Discussion in 'Fanfic Discussion' started by Dark Syaoran, Aug 12, 2010.

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  1. Republic

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    Ultimate Showdown by ladystalke Anyone heard of Voldemort bet Cedric and Harry bet Voldemort so Harry bet Cedric? Here's the ACTUAL EPIC STORY, WITH EXTRA BACK STORIES. TRIPLE WIN!Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Published: 12-29-10 - Harry P. & Edward




    12 days to Sexual Frustration » by YukimuraShuusukeGirl reviews She would make Severus Snape hers in the next 12 days! That was her goal, and she wasn't backing down! She was a Gryffindor after all!Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 12-28-10 - Published: 12-23-10 - Severus S. & Kagome




    I'll just leave these here...
     
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    Too quote you.

    This.
     
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    Uhh... what's a Uke?
     
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    In Japanese yaoi(slash) there are Uke's(Bottoms) and Seme's(Tops).

    Edit: Dominant's are Top's and Submissive's are Bottom's.
     
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    ... ok.

    /what the fuck?!
     
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    Be careful what you ask for. :awesome

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    THE ENAGMATIC CHRISMATIC ANTI CHRIST OF NAMZIKE » by dragoon sg reviews

    naruto is jeff hardy.hinata is ashely masarro.they rebels of their clans.naruto is known 4 three things face paint,twist of hate, n swantonbomb.hinata is als0o known 4 three things.short skits,black finger nail polish , n star statstruck

    Crossover - Wrestling & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-28-10 - Published: 12-27-10 - Jeff Hardy & Naruto U.

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    TBH, I think this person is just fucking with Naruto fans.

    Edit: Correction. I just read it's profile and I believe it's just a common troll.
     
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    I'm more in what-the-fuck mode because you actually seem to know a lot about this kind of stuff.:awesome

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    And that summary is just... just... :fire:facepalm:fire:fire:facepalm:fire:fire:fire :fire:fire:fire:fire:fire :facepalm
     
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    Knowledge is power my friend. I also read Naruto and I have to sort through a lot of fics with those terms quite a bit to find anything worth reading.
     
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    Uhu... that's why I don't read Naruto fanfiction...
     
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    I tried once, but I facepalmed and went back to manga:D
     
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    That's my boy! :D
     
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    Eh...I have to do the same for Harry Potter and BtVS. Same thing different terms.
     
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    Yes, but they have *whisper* yaoi!

    read it.
     
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    *Rolls Eyes*

    I don't differentiate between yaoi/slash.
     
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    Indeed. I read Naruto fanfics too, and the community is not much unlike HP. Slashers like to pair guys who'd rather see themselves dead than making batty eyes at their mortal enemies. They do not distinguish between communities.

    Be careful who you mess with » by SasunaruFangirl100 reviews Naruto, a NERD, was always bullied. No one really cared about him except Iruka and Sasuke. Not that he wanted a lot of attention its just wondered why people hate him so much. But one day changed his life 4ever...NaruSasu;Blood;Rape.Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-29-10 - Published: 12-24-10 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.

    Naru Uzumaki Rise of The Legend » by PhoenixFlame17
    Naru Uzumaki is the daughter of Minato Namikaze and Kushina Uzumaki, the last heir to The Blessed Eye and The Mokuton. This is the story of how she rose to be the Legendary Blessed Kitsune, and how she and Team 7 also rose to legend.Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,265 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 12-29-10 - Published: 7-5-10 - Naruto U.

    Honey by Yuzuru Renge reviews Naruto, a commoner girl during summer she encountered the notorious Uchiha Sasuke. Being involved with him could be a big mistake for her. "What do you mean I'm your Honey? Do you want a black eye!Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-29-10 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
     
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    :awesome
    But seriously, I found out that the proportional amount of good fanfic is higher in the HP universe than anywhere else. Therefore I'm focusing on HP fanfic most of the times. With Naruto I just have the problem that I lost interest in the story and characters, so I don't read Naruto.

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    Take Me Home » by LunaRocks reviews
    Times for Harry were hard, in fact they were down right horrific, but when Hermione has one of her smart ideas, thinking she can help, the consequences are inentirely different to what she had planned. A Severitus story. AU
    Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,960 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 12-29-10 - Published: 6-27-10 - Harry P. & Severus S.

    What's inentirely?:awesome
     
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    Naruto appears in the ninja world chapter 3 » by whitecloud222

    No summary- I do not on Naruto or digimon and it doesn't follow the story line

    Crossover - Digimon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,342 - Published: 12-28-10 - Naruto U.
     
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    Just... whut?

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    The Voldemort Diaries » by notwolf reviews
    After the fall of Voldemort, Severus found some interesting reading material left behind by the dark lord...but what else did Voldemort leave behind? Stars Severus, Tom Riddle, and Lucius, among others.
    Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 145,816 - Reviews: 487 - Updated: 12-29-10 - Published: 6-9-10 - Severus S. & Voldemort

    :facepalm

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    I do. Yaoi is much more graphic for me... probably because it reminds me of manga...
     
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    I Pronounce You Man and Man by HeartofPinksol reviews Ever pretended to be gay just to get an apartment? Ever fell in love with your roommate, but couldn't tell them cause…well you are supposed to be gay? Well…Naruto and Sasuke have, only to fall in love with their hot and sexy roomie...what will happen?Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-29-10 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.


    FUCK NO.
    Have you guys?
     
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    Indeed I have not.

    What's the movie they are basing this off of, the one with Adam Sandler and the Fat Guy?
     
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