Wai- wait. You mean you guys haven't? :awesome

What movie are you talking about?

 

I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry

 

Only in that movie they are straight throughout the movie, and it IS actually a scheme. Not a poorly disguised slash fantasy.

 

Well... fangirls need ideas as well.

 

Fix'd.

/ten chars

 

.... Ok. I agree.

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Sweeter than Heaven and Hotter than Hell » by LoLoLaLoco reviews
Lydia has known Fred and George since they were eight and they were the best of friends. Then everything changed when they were 11 and Fred kissed Lydia now still the best of friends the three wreak havoc in Hogwarts while Lydia keeps her feelings secret
Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 99,413 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 12-29-10 - Published: 11-16-10 - Fred W. & OC

It's sad how stories obviously have self-inserted OCs that represent the authors...

 

Funnily enough, while browsing both HP and Naruto communities I realized that while both have the same percentage of shit shit/amount of fics, the Naruto ones are less likely to have an unreadable summary.
Maybe because in a universe with Ninjas slashers must be sneakier?

That said...

These are more of "srsly?" kind of summaries, whatever.

 

Leon Raven Baye » by The Unbelievable reviews

My name is Leon Raven Baye, formerly Harry Potter. I was abandoned by my parents in favor of my brother and then by my aunt and uncle, who nearly killed me. Damien found me nearly dead in an alley, and I owe him everything. Warnings & Full Summary inside

Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,330 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 12-29-10 - Published: 6-7-10 - Harry P.

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Is it just me or does this make you think of My Immortal. I still :facepalm at Enoby.

 

it's because the Raven I think,,,

 

I fix'd and that may be why.

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Harry Potter and Hell's Assassin » by MyownlilfantaC reviews

The summer after 5th year Harry falls into Voldemort's hands & Snape reveals what happened the night Harry vanished. The Order tries to comprehend the horror of what Voldemort has done. If he survives, will he be the same Harry they remember?SLASH!TempAU

Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 108,252 - Reviews: 182 - Updated: 12-29-10 - Published: 11-7-07 - Harry P.

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Whats is SLASH!TempAU?

 

Obviously it means AU Templars. Thus the "Assassin" remark. Tch, but it is obvious!

 

Nothing better to start a day than looking for shitty fanfic summaries:

Building Blocks » by xClutteredxChaosx reviews
Draco's Boggart turned into Hermione. A series of DracoxHermione drabbles
Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-30-10 - Published: 12-29-10 - Draco M. & Hermione G.

Notice the words? 170 per chapter, that must to be some new record!

 

I know. Considering drabbles are exactly 100 words in length.

 

Yup. So how do we call that? Double fail?

 

They even have yaoi in HP fandom now HoS. Read It!

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Michael and Ryan » by yamiyugi23 reviews

The end is here, Harry is alone and needs someone to keep him on his feet. Who will keep him on his feet and not let him fall? What will happen when Harry does fall? DomOC/DomOC/SubHarry! yaoi! 3some!

Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,692 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 12-29-10 - Published: 12-18-10 - Harry P. & OC

 

Wow... you learn something new everyday... there can be two Doms and one Sub?
*urge to /wrists*

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As the Clock Strikes Midnight by Masquerade Doll He lives a lie. He betrayes his wife. He doesn't seem to care. He only stays for his daughter. Slash! Neville/Blaise Rated T because it's not hot enough to be called M. One-Shot!Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Published: 12-30-10 - Neville L. & Blaise Z. - Complete

What does that mean? Fangirl author wanted to write some hot n heavy slash, but couldn't?

 

Even Naruto is ruined by Twi-hards.

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Lunar Blood » by Darkshadow91 reviews

Naruto is a werewolf fighting with his pack agaisnt the vampires. When a strange woman saves his life, will his loyalties stay firm? Or will he try to end this endless conflict? Mainly Naruhina but might contain Nejiten, Sasusaku, Shikaino

Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 41,607 - Reviews: 157 - Updated: 12-30-10 - Published: 7-26-10 - Naruto U. & Hinata H.

 

Bondage Punishment by Purelyinvisible Sasuke Wakes Up For A Night Of Bondage Fun With Naruto.Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Published: 12-30-10 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

1,255 pieces of crap.

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Bold by Purelyinvisible There's No Real Plot. They Just Have Heavy Sex xD.Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Published: 12-30-10 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete

 

To Be Truly Alone » by Inuyonas reviews

"GIMME YUR LUNCH MONEY!""Pwease Ino, I need it. I hafta eat cuz the orphan lady not gonna feed me this week."... AU FIC.

Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,676 - Reviews: 139 - Updated: 12-29-10 - Published: 4-27-10 - Naruto U. & Ino Y.

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Damnit gimmeh yuhr lauch munneh!

 

capture the sun by ncfan reviews -Naruto x Karin- Maybe this time will be different.Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-30-10 - Karin & Naruto U. - Complete

Uh... ooookay...

Swords hidden in the mist » by Thaedys reviews When 7 year old Naruto finally has enough of the abuse in Konoha he decides to leave for good. But he won't go alone, a unexpected companion comes with him and both leave to find a world full of adventures and dangers. Naruto AU, Naruto/OCRated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,995 - Reviews: 68 - Updated: 12-30-10 - Published: 7-31-10 - Naruto U.


Why does that remind me of crappy HP Indy fics? :facepalm:fire:facepalm


Life at Rainbow Paradise » by Suzume-sama reviews Sasuke Uchiha's life hasn't been easy since his mother died. He's become a rebel and his father has eventually had enough. Fugaku makes a decision and Sasuke ends up at "Rainbow Paradise." A Boarding School in England for homosexual students -SasuNaru.AU-Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,836 - Reviews: 428 - Updated: 12-30-10 - Published: 5-14-10 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.


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