Uhh... Twilight much?

 

She transforms once a month in to a bloodthirsty creature on full moon, beware the Whoremione! She is ten times more feral then a normal Werewolf!

 

...

:facepalm

 

I give you another.

Legacy Of The Batman » by TheTurtleSage reviews

Harry trained by the world's greatest Hero, The Batman. An parnter he was trust 100% to know that Harry will do the right thing.
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Action/Adventure/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,790 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 12-30-10 - Published: 8-12-10​

 

A gift to ring in the New Year.

 

Cambion » by Chrystel Malfoy-Potter reviews

Cambion, half-human and half-incubus. Whith these powers, what will Harry do? WARNING, SLASH BOTH HET AND HOMO. INCEST AND MIND-CONTROL. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,523 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 12-31-10 - Published: 8-16-10 - Harry P. & OC

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Slash, now available in het.

Edit:

-- Another One --

Mischief » by Dessert reviews

Draco is a two-and-a-half inch pixie who loves a five-and-a-half foot human. That's okay, because he is going to fix that. Right after he "fixes" Harry's girlfriend. SLASH.

Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,486 - Reviews: 271 - Updated: 12-31-10 - Published: 12-25-09 - Draco M. & Harry P.

 

You learn something new every day.

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And some new summary:

Phantasma by Daanana
Dominique was there. She witnessed the brutal murder of Teddy Lupin and - needing some time alone - she leaves for Paris. Once there she discovers a dangerous conspiracy. She gets help from the most suspicious people, one of them being Teddy himself.
Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Published: 1-1-11 - Dominique W. & Scorpius M.

To sum it up: Dominique sees Teddy die. She leaves for Paris. She gets help from Teddy.
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Whut?

 

Ghost? Clone? Holocron? Magical Diary? Horcrux? :awesome

 

For some reason, I really wish they'd written eight less words.

 

I lol'd. Leaving aside the blatant self-insert...Lullaby? Really? Lullaby?

 

Lullaby Dream Lupin. Reading the reviews reminds why
I don't wonder into those fics too often. Yeesh.

But I guess everyone is entitled to dreams...

uke:

 

Behold, random crossovers:

 

Odd Occurences by RainbowsMakeMeSmile reviews
Sam and Dean stop in a small town diner after a hunt where they meet a cute, mysterious little waiter. And everything just gets weirder from there. AU, HP/SPN, SLASH, Pairings undecided,Adorable!Harry, Teddy, Good!Crowley, Non-majic?
Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,808 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-1-11 - Harry P.
:fire

The Ultimate Harry Potter Twilight CrossOver EVER! » by Gemini53095 reviews
Harry and Pals are fooled into wining a vacation to Forks, Washington and reunite with the Twilight gang. The following events that take place make no sense to logic or reasoning. R&R! No Flames, OOCness, Random, Crack Fic, Part 2 of 2 BEWARE IMITATORS!
Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 82 - Words: 68,380 - Reviews: 384 - Updated: 1-2-11 - Published: 10-1-09

:fire :fire

His Alone » by Sevy14 reviews
I am his. Only his. If anyone were to try and have me he would hurt them. Not because of his love for me. No… No he doesn't love me...Poppet, you will never leave here. I will not allow it. You are mine, pet. Mine alone. You know this? I am his. His alone
Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,622 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 1-2-11 - Published: 12-2-08 - Lucius M. & Hermione G.

 

Weight of a male Veela » by kivey reviews
possible many other people in his love life look at my poll if you like the story, no flaming, don't like don't read. whoops didn't notice any mistakes in the story sorry or summary.
Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,723 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-1-11 - Published: 12-30-10 - Harry P. & Fleur D.

Just... just... :facepalm

 

The appropriate answer would be: wat!

 

The Chaos Of Another World » by UnlikeBeginnersI'm worse reviews Summary: Stuck in a world that is not their own he is stuck where many strange creatures live, Hinata somehow by his side they try to figure out where they are at. what the hell... are pokegirls? Rated M Naru Harem xHina Harem NarutoxPokegirl crossoverRated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 163,017 - Reviews: 174 - Updated: 1-2-11 - Published: 1-17-10 - Naruto U. & Hinata H.

NarutoXPokegirls crossover ... should I laugh or cry?
It's also 163,017 words...

 

Do both.

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The Outcasts Who Lived by Lily Incarnate

Two thrust into the limelight, two shoved into the shadows. Caspian Potter and Laurel Longbottom have been dubbed the CWL but are they? Join Neville Longbottom and Sofia Potter fem Harry as they struggle to live in a world that doesn't want them.

Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,580 - Published: 1-1-11 - Harry P. & Neville L.

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The AN at the beginning of the above story could be a chapter by itself, which is not a good thing.

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If Things Were Different » by angelofjoy reviews

Lily takes life and death in her own hands and goes to the one person she had always trusted, Severus Snape. Now with her death he is left to keep his promise and to raise a child on his own.

Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,025 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-1-11 - Published: 8-13-09 - Severus S. & Harry P.

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Ace of Spades » by Undead Artist reviews

He's cocky, he's arrogant and has an obsession with apples. Although without magic he's cunning and with a strange golden spinning top in his possession he might just surprise you. The brother of the BWL is about to take a stand.

Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,940 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-1-11 - Published: 12-30-10 - Harry P.

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Wrong is so Right » by Sparrowfeather1 reviews

Harry and Ginny just found out that Albus is gay and dating Scorpius Malfoy! When Ginny invites Scorpius and his parents over for holdiday dinner Harry finds out that Albus might not be the only Malfoy lover in the family! Epilogue Compliant Drarry Fic!

Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,190 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 1-1-11 - Published: 11-30-10 - Harry P. & Draco M.

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Hit it off » by Kazila

Harry Potter, 16 meets Nat a 16 year old Canadian transfer student do they hit it off? Light, fluffy, Au-ness. HermxRon, GinnyX? HarryxOCxMalfoy. Non canon time line.

Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,232 - Updated: 1-1-11 - Published: 12-31-10 - Harry P. & OC


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The Dursley Witch » by Vaneria Potter reviews

We have all read the whole 'HarryMalfoyHermione has a sister, yada, yada, yada.' Idea, but what if the aforementioned sister was not a PotterMalfoyGranger? What if she was a Dursley? Meet Roisin Dursley. Witch of the family.

Rated: T - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 160,709 - Reviews: 219 - Updated: 1-1-11 - Published: 7-17-07 - OC & Harry P.

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Just... wat?

 

I know right...the authors name does does look like a disease.

 

It's a Terrible Life » by Piper Lestrange reviews
Piper Tonks has to go live with the Malfoys for a whole year! Secrets will be told, while Piper is keeping a secret of her own. One that could destroy the world as we know it. the story is better than the summary!
Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,484 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-2-11 - Published: 12-28-10 - OC & Bellatrix L.

Please tell me that Piper is not a legit name.