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Cooking like a man!

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Hero of Stupidity, Jan 6, 2011.

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  1. Hero of Stupidity

    Hero of Stupidity Villain of Sensibility ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Jan 6, 2011 #1
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    Ched Da Trek Moderator DLP Supporter ⭐⭐

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    Jan 6, 2011 #2
    Ok, I wasn't expecting to like it, but I just laughed my ass off.
     
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    Striker What's up demons?

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    Jan 6, 2011 #3
    No good to me.

    :awesome
     
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  4. Sully

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    Jan 6, 2011 #4
    2:30 - 2:38 had me in stitches.

    That's the real way to grate cheese.
     
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    World Oberstgruppenführer DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Not available in your fucking country >.<
     
  6. Phantom of the Library

    Phantom of the Library Unspeakable

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    Jan 7, 2011 #6
    My stomach literally hurts because of how hard I just laughed.
     
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    Anarchy Half-Blood Prince DLP Supporter

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    Jan 7, 2011 #7
    Small child's small shoe is the one standardized cooking size I've been missing in my life.
     
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    White Rabbit Hippity Hoppity DLP Supporter

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    Jan 7, 2011 #8
    I don't know, but I think I've seen this before. Maybe not on DLP, but somewhere. Anywho, I didn't find it as funny as others have.

    Maybe because I can actually work my way around the kitchen, I dunno. :/
     
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    Jan 7, 2011 #9
    This.

    I didn't find it quite as funny, but I know some people who are really anal-retentive about kitchen use that would find this horrifying. I would show this to them to get my laughs out of it.
     
  10. Iztiak

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    Hrm, the ironed bacon led to raised eyebrows, but otherwise I really didn't find this that funny. /:
     
  11. Hero of Stupidity

    Hero of Stupidity Villain of Sensibility ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Jan 7, 2011 #11
    I can cook, rather good too and I still find it hilarious.
     
  12. JimmyCranberry

    JimmyCranberry High Inquisitor

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    God, that was hilarious. I, too, am a more than competent cook, but that's frickin' brilliant.

    I'll just go and get the strimmer...
     
  13. Militis

    Militis Supreme Mugwump

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    Rachel Ray could stand to learn something from this guy.
     
  14. addictedforlife

    addictedforlife High Inquisitor

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    Youtube Germany's just getting worse and worse about shit like that. -.-
     
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    Jan 7, 2011 #15
    It was all good until the ironed bacon - at which point I raged (at enembee. Ask him why.), but it was amusing overall.
     
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    I'm setting up an additional cutting board in my kitchen :awesome
     
  17. Captain Trips

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    Jan 7, 2011 #17
    Well that was slightly amusing.
     
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    Jan 9, 2011 #18
    White Rabbit
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    Hey enembee, why'd Blaise rage?
     
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