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Abandoned Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived by The Santi - M

Discussion in 'General Fics' started by ulkser, Sep 11, 2009.

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  1. Oz

    Oz For Zombie. Moderator DLP Supporter

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    From the rarity of finished curse words in your post, we can assume that you are a wizard who must be careful, lest he accidentally perform magic.
     
  2. Kurufinwe

    Kurufinwe Groundskeeper

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    It's something calling sarcasm ...
     
  3. silverlasso

    silverlasso Minister of Magic DLP Supporter

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    rofl /10char
     
  4. Fiat

    Fiat The Chosen One DLP Supporter

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    We all know. You're fucking terrible at it.

    What we're all mocking is that somehow, the rarity of occlumency books implies anything you said. It's like starting with contrary axioms and deriving your mom's phone number.
     
  5. Kurufinwe

    Kurufinwe Groundskeeper

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    Now that I look at it again, I think I should put a dot... my bad :)
    I just wanted to agree with Deliste, but it didn't sound like that. Now I'm sad and need mammy's hug :(
    Mum other kids on DLP forum are laughing at me :(
     
  6. Anarual

    Anarual Seventh Year DLP Supporter

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    1st of all. Feanorrrrr. Polish and English have completely different sentence structures. While writing in English, please, at least try to write in English, don't just translate the sentences word for word cause that way people have no fucking clue what you're trying to say.

    2nd. Absolutely love this story, also, I'm sick right now with a high fever, so while doing any actual work that requires concentration is pretty much out of the question, it's enough to read FF. I just stared reading Brown's story - The function of wisdom, while not my cup of tea, he introduced a slight abbreviation to the magic system that I think you could also use in your fic.

    The quote I'm talking about was : Shacklebolt asked the next question. "You attacked your master? With what?" The serum bore down on Bella once more.

    "Yes. With Revett's two-tiered withering curse, adapted to the Latvian structure and using Kemmler's oscillating focus variation."

    Using different, regional based spell structures in your spell creation class, and having Harry modify some Dark arts spells as ways of hiding his knowledge of darker and more dangerous spells from his family by making them harder to identify would be an interesting plot bunny..

    That's it. That's all folks.

    5/5. Keep up the awesome work.
     
  7. The Santi

    The Santi Professor

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    You know, I had really thought this thread couldn't possible become more derailed... then I saw this:

    [​IMG]

    Its name is Jimmy, and it apparently wants to kill everybody.

    /doesn't even know anymore.
     
  8. Mage

    Mage Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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    Moral of the story Santi. Never underestimate the boredom of DLP when waiting for more chapters. That being said, Jimmy seems like an awesome character.
     
  9. EinStern

    EinStern Seventh Year

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    We broke The Santi. Now the poor bastard will spend the next few hours staring at the computer screen all "WTF?" and that's two to three hours that he won't spend writing the next chapter.

    For shame, DLP.
     
  10. Kurufinwe

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    By the way you know that his name is Barney yes? Maybe you just listened too often Jimmy Eat World watching cartoons ( Barney and Friends ).


    [​IMG]
     
  11. Skeletaure

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    That purple dragon may be called Barney, but Harry's friend is called Jimmy.

    (I read this information from The Santi's mind, so it must be true. If only occlumency books weren't so rare, he could have protected himself from mental invasion.)
     
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  12. Kurufinwe

    Kurufinwe Groundskeeper

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    You, Taure have been naughty boy !
     
  13. b0b3rt

    b0b3rt Backtraced

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    Feanorrrr is my new favorite character.
     
  14. Zennith

    Zennith Pebble Wrestler ~ Prestige ~

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    Guys, seriously, stop this. My sides are hurting from me laughing too much.

    @Feanor - Stop trying. It isn't working.

    @Everything else in this thread - Please continue. It's definitely working.
     
  15. Kurufinwe

    Kurufinwe Groundskeeper

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    Well if you are now knowing everthing thanks to rarity of Occulmency books, give as a spolier.Will Jimmy have a secret affair with Veela doll ?

    [​IMG]
     
  16. Feanor

    Feanor Third Year

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  17. greywizard-dumblemort

    greywizard-dumblemort Fourth Year

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    Quickly Feanorrr, empty your posts of emotion! ... Fools who post proudly, without regard for grammar or sentence structure, who attempt to retaliate with weak witticisms and allow themselves to be provoked this easily — weak people, in other words — they stand no chance against Taure's powers! He will penetrate your mind with absurd ease, Feanorr!"
     
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  18. Sesc

    Sesc Slytherin at Heart Moderator

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    Thisthisthis. So much.

    And wasn't there a time when we would ban people for simply being not intelligent enough? ;_;
     
  19. b0b3rt

    b0b3rt Backtraced

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    Na, who knows what banning non-native English-speaking users what do.
     
  20. fuubar

    fuubar Headmaster

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    Yes, but this thread just seems to bring out the stupid in everyone, so I guess he's getting an exemption... or the mods have given up trying to keep up with this chaos. I'm betting the latter tbh.
     
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