Dear god that was the worst thing i ever read. Who could really come up with something this bad.

With the Harry fic it had so many cliches and spelling errors i couldnt make it past half of the second chapter. Zits was horzible zit was that bad. 1/5

 

I'm intrigued.

Tell more.

 

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/My_Immortal <-- More horribleness so bad that Encyclopedia Dramatica has an article about it - so does TV Tropes: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanFic/MyImmortal

One of these days, I might actually attempt to read it.

 

As someone who's read it, I think you should because it is of the so bad it's good variety. I didn't suffer through it, I was literally LOL'ing the whole time.

 

You can now buy My Immortal in handy paperback book form.

Handy, should you ever find yourself short on toilet paper.

EDIT: Also in audiobook.

 

Amazing.


Pretty much sums up my thoughts.

 

Have you read this morons bio? Seriously I hated this guy the second I read it.

 

Not sure if this is the worst story ever but it is pretty bad..
It's called "New Dawn" here's the summary:

 

Gah! I saw this a few days ago because I was playing with the FFN Extender add-on and decided to check some interesting pairings for new stories while I was at it.

I read chapter four last night and it started stinking so much I felt compelled to write a review:

You think the way people get Harry/Bellatrix going is usually stupid? Try Harry recruiting Tracey in the middle of a fight with over twenty death eaters on enemy home turf, while she's trying to waste his sorry ass.

I suppose that while she was firing those incendio and confringo spells at him, she was putting off an 'I actually hate death eaters and would make a good ally' vibe?

And if Harry is going to talk his enemies to death instead of using spells, couldn't he at least do it with some halfway decent dialogue?

 

Good god Oz, I don't know why I click on that and read it but I did. I loled at that one brilliant line but no this was not the fic that I read. It was some DBZ crap.

 

First thing that jumped out at me when I opened the thread was the spelling of 'rolls'. That alone should tell you what kind of story to expect . . . unless the author is being witty about the roles of the students at the Yule Ball or something.

Honestly, credit belongs to Inquisition for pointing this out to me :awesome

 

Oh yeah! I remember reading this piece of garbage.

 

@Epic Geek Fail: Yeah, nubcakes. Kick rocks D8

 

Firstly, sorry for necro.
But there is literally no where else to post this, and I'd rather have a battery acid enema then start a new topic with it.

You can tell where I *was* going to post it, from the opening sentence... but I had a change of heart....





http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6231853/1/The_Happiness_Contract

I'd "almost" recommend this fic, because I "almost" am arsehole enough to force you all to experience, the mind-numbing, slow and agonising death of each and every single brain-cell you possess;
* Your teeth to rot right out of the gums
* Your grammatical sensibilities to up and leave you for a $2 hooker from Vegas.
* Your sense of good and bad fiction to be forever tainted by fangirl tendancies
* Cliche detector to blow the fuck up

Quite simply - the reading of this fic will make the average DLP member's head asplode.

 

Did you really read all of that? I forced myself to read the first chapter but could not take any more, it really is that awful.

 

God...my eyes, they burn!

 

Why would your eyes burn? They're registering light from your monitor pretty much like they register any other source of light. It's your brain that converts that light into intelligible symbols, and then proceeds to invest meaning into those symbols. Shouldn't it then, logically, be "God...my brain, it burns!" or maybe "Shit, this is so bad my brain's dripping out of my ears" or maybe "my brain is holding my dick hostage until I stop reading this kind of shit."

Just putting it out there.

 

I can't believe that once upon a time, I actually read some stories of this author. My brain drizzled out of my ears after: Lord Harry James Hufflepuff Gryffindor (insert every significant Wizarding name here) Potter. Yes, it actually took a couple of lines for it to happen...

*Puts fingers in ears to push the brain matter back inside*