Bitch, you be trippin'.

The only way for Viktor to have duck animagus form is if he developes a soul bond with Moaning Myrtle and they gain each others forms. The fact that she is a ghost would also give Viktor the ability to walk through walls.

Viktor/Myrtle OTP.

 

Whenever you think a thread can't get any more retarded, the DLP Elite steps up to the task ...

 

So did that girl ever review? (The one who you heard talking on your college campus.)

 

ficfan please visit http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/sarcasm and do not embarrass yourself

 

How do I add people to my ignore list again? Oh, there we go: https://forums.darklordpotter.net/profile.php?do=ignorelist

Copy paste Feanorrrr, and okay.

 

I didn't know you're able to do sarcasm. My apologize, then. And yak, thanks for that link.

 

You have absolutely no fucking room to talk, seriously. Why can't we just ban people like this? Having posts from people like him on the forum isn't funny, its just embarrassing.

As for the thread, I'm resigned to it until The Santi updates. I open it every time hoping that there's been an update, but its always just a disappointment.

 

Ellisande or whatever, you got your wish.

 

If you say you're gonna stop posting, just go ahead and do it. Nobody here's gonna shed any tears for ya.

 

I'm never disappointed when I come to this thread even if there isn't a real update. The conversations are just too funny.

 

How much longer do you think it'll take for Santi to finish the story?

Because it may be worth it if I get to say that the thread size is "over 9000," one day...

 

He's just started the third year, right? A little under halfway done if he does seven years. If asshattery continues, it's very possible to hit that mark.

 

Yeah, but chances this fic gets finished?

 

See, but this thread is in the library, which is above the WBA forum, as such you not only see it first, but there's always a chance that it's been pushed from the top in the WBA. So that twinge of hope always exists when I see this thread updated.

 

Don't even think that. If it doesn't finish, I'm fucking blaming you.

 

I don't know how many people have gone into the user CP, but I sure as hell haven't. Well, I went in once, but that was only to find out that there is no way to delete or ignore Jikuno's invite to his "Jigokuno fans" page.

 

I think what Oz meant is that you can subscribe to threads there and get a notification when The Santi updates. That way you never have to worry about missing an update. (Aside from keeping idle chatter out of the story thread, it's one of the big reasons for splitting the thread).