You know it's dire circumstances when you have to reassure people it's not a crackfic. Nice find, Hero, that is pretty darn terrible.

Save me » by Unidentified Writing Object reviews
Harry Potter is left by his best friends because they think he'd go dark. Harry decides to move to Forks while he works on his 4th album, he becomes a teacher in Forks high school, his best student is a vampire, and Harry happens to be his mate.HP/EC
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,311 - Reviews: 546 - Updated: 2-13-11 - Published: 9-16-09 - Harry P. & Edward

I think this is a pretty strong contender. Not sure whether this counts, but it is pretty dire.

 

What the fuck.

 

I really couldn't tell you, Schro. I've seen a lot of decent stories that don't have half as many reviews, and have been out for just as long.

 

Oh my goodness. I lol'd throughout this entire thread. I had to make a new acc after that bit of laughter. (I'm tempted to go back to previous threads, but seeing as this is v7, I am a bit scared of how much time I will be wasting if I do so...

You know, I was going to dish out a good 15 minutes of my time to find something to add on to this thread, but it's really sad I find some already on the first page.

Harry Potter and the Fight for Dramione » by Ada1405 reviews "Hermione?" the bushy haired witch looked up from her book innocently, "What the hell is your bra doing in Malfoy's stuff?" The boy we love and hate: Draco Malfoy. The twist that should have happened: he accepts Dumbledore's offer. He changes sides.Dr/HrRated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,777 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 3-6-11 - Published: 2-17-11 - Draco M. & Hermione G.

neliana eterana and the goblet of fire » by a raven like a writing deskreviews set in fourth year neliana eterana was having a great time at salemn witches institute that is until her dorm room burnt to the ground so her aunt sends her to hogwarts this should be fun harry and ocRated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-6-11 - Published: 7-27-10 - Harry P. & OC



I'm sorry everybody, I cannot do this anymore. I never realize this, but I must have developed some sort of skill in completely skimming over trash in order to find something I could actually read without my eyes bleeding.


Do you see the title to the second one? Some OC and the goblet of fire? :S

 

Some of these summaries aren't half bad.

I said some.

This one's sort of intriguing.

I said sort of.

 

Intriguing as in, you feel the need to take a peek in side to watch the train-wreck or you might be interested in reading it because you like the premise behind the story?

 

Sounds a little bit like everyone's favourite Rick-Roll... Or should I say Oz-Roll?

 

... :facepalm

/10 Characters.

 

It's like hell. In a story.

 

Canon pairing? Yes. One true pairing? I'd rather read 'My Immortal'. :facepalm

 

This thread makes me lol so hard. Thank you all. I'm now on the hunt for more.

 

In mother Russia you don't hunt.They hunt you.

 

No. I can't say I ever have.

 

It takes something special to spell your (no doubt Mary Sue) main character's name in two different ways in one title and summary. Impressive.

 

Just saw this shit and it pissed me off to no end..
Lord of the Marauders by Bluedragon312 reviews
Everyone was so busy arresting Harry after the DOM debacle, that only Remus Lupin noticed the snow white Grim come out of the Veil of Death. Sirius Black is back, and he's had enough of his godson being manipulated. HP/DG/TD pairing, plus one. AU.
Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,560 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-10-11 - Harry P. & Daphne G.

I hate how H/Daphne has become the new H/Ginny.

 

H/Daphne territory needs to be traversed carefully, though it's not quite the minefield that H/G is. There are a fair few terrible Daphne fics, and I don't read much of it anymore, preferring to stick to the rarer pairings category, which H/Daphne used to be a part of.

Dominate Me » by Rosalie'sRevenge reviews
James and Lucius have a little fun in the Manor playroom. RATED M FOR A REASON - contains explicit slash and heavy BDSM.
Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,764 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-11-11 - Published: 2-27-11 - Lucius M. & James P. - Complete

^Oh dear.

 

Wrong, good sir! If Hermione is raped, the fic is never horrible!
(it is, but you get the point)

 

Magical Love by berry1234
HousE X Dobby romance: House an Dobby are riding their unicorns in the forbidden forest.
Rated: T - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Published: 3-12-11

 

But it's a western!

 

Sorry but if it's not Will Smith who is riding the unicorn,then no thanks.