Red Bolt of Lightning » by A.S. Leif reviews
Complete!Dumbledore's keeping secrets Death Eaters rampage Harry runs away to his inherited and undetectable mansion animagus trainingthe 4 founders come back to life and in the midst of it all, Harry's running his own life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,002 - Reviews: 402 - Updated: 3-16-05 - Published: 2-17-05 - Harry P. - Complete

Could the author pack any more cliche into this summary? I think not.

 

Snowdrop » by Eve-Redeemer-777 reviews
After GoF Harry had no will to live anymore. No one really cares for him, Snape is his father but doesn't want him, and he is just a weapon. On the verge of death, his phoenix grandfather comes and shows him the truth. He is a girl named Snowdrop! Harry/?
Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,033 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-12-11 - Published: 2-20-11 - Harry P.

This really confused me....

 

Snowdrop should get involved with that hippogriff thing.

 

. You Belong With Me by Kp.LongBow reviews
Emma Loves Albus But Albus Has A GF Jenny But Jenny Is Dating Also Scorpius So At The Feast She Wanted To Sing About Her Feelings About Albus So She Sang Albus Realized She Loved Emma They Start Dating Then Jenny Planning Revenge On Her
Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-13-11 - Albus S. P. & OC

Pure win.

Heart Beat by pixieVAMP393
arra potter is witty smart has a thirst to prove herself and most importantly love dance arra along with her brother harry work to prove that they are someone other than the siblingsof andrew potter bwl wrong bwl dumble pottr weasely hermione bashing
Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Published: 3-13-11 - Harry P.


Glow by Raining Soul reviews
Mia has always hidden who she is. Mai has always tried to convince her sister to just be herself. When the two's parents die, and Mai is forced to come to Hogwarts, truths start to reveal themselves, and no one is ever the same afterwards. NOT Blaise/Mia.
Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-13-11 - Hermione G. & Blaise Z.

 

...the fuck?

/filler

 

Come to think of it I've never seen a Harry Potter and Wild Wild West crossover.

 

Here is another one.

Take Care Of Yourself reviews When an infant Harry is rescued from the Dursleys to be raised by his Were-uncle Moony, his Godfather Lord Black, and his time-turned future self, the biggest question is obviously... who gets to be the mommy? T for language, no slash.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-15-11 - Harry P.

 

Obviously.

 

The Elementalist by RoseRiddle
AU of Harry's Third year. My first story, not the best. The Golden trio meets Satirev, who isn't a normal Slyterin. She is full of mysteries and there is an unexpected friendship.
Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Published: 3-17-11 - Harry P. & OC


Satirev backwards Veritas, a most unimaginative name


A Ging Ting With A Hint of MAGIC! » by EmmaliseLillianPotter-Cullen reviews
What if Harry had a twin called Bella? and What if her soal mate wasn't Edward, but was also a good friend with two certain Gingers! No Jacob. Please be nice. This is my first FanFic. Rated T for a reason! Set in NM and Post-DH!
Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,171 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-17-11 - Published: 3-1-11 - Ron W. & Bella

Honestly wut? WTF is NM? Nightmare mode like in Diablo II?

Harry Potter And The Legend of the Jewel of Life » by Dean The Cuddly Fox reviews
Harry goes to bed one night at Grimmauld Place, and wakes up a Mudkip! Follow an amnaesiac Harry as he tries to remember who he really is, and protect the mysterious Jewel of Life from Team Nasties AU OotP
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,049 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 3-16-11 - Published: 3-12-11 - Zangoose & Harry P.

This one is just plain odd.

 

Reasonably certain NM is New Mexico - yes, I read the first few chapters of Twilight, yes, it was so my gf would be happy - but, what's a mudkip?

 

GIYF

 

... And now I know.


Kind of sorry I asked, what with the mental images I now have.

 

Probably means 'New Moon'.

 

"WTF?"

The first paragraph:

MOLTEN SILVER EYES WITH RED FLECKS! HAIR LENGTH RELATED TO TRUE APPEARANCE!

Her real mother is Alecto Carrow ("Mama") and her real name is Amara Destiny Riddle.

And of course, every single review is positive.

 

...Destiny Riddle? :facepalm

Also, if Voldemort was her father, she wouldn't be a pureblood.

Are people really that stupid?

 

Not to mention she is at Hogwarts during her 17th birthday, not at home. Otherwise she would have to be in the year ahead of Harry, or if her birthday was the next summer, Dumbledore would already be dead.

 

I don't think logic plays a great part in these proceedings. Since Voldemort hated his real name she'd probably be called a different last name.

 

The Six Potters and the Sorcerer's Stone by Ink-In-The-Open reviews
What if Lily and James had sextuplets? Harry, Liam, Wesley, Wendy, Chiara, and Seffie were separated by the Dursley and grew up in bad conditions. Now that they're starting at Hogwarts, what will happen? Give us a try, you know you want to...
Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,916 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-18-11 - Harry P. & Su L.


Runaway superstar by siriusblackmarryme
My name is Lulu, and i'm living the runaway superstar dream. This is my story. OC/SB
Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Published: 3-19-11 - OC & Sirius B.

 

War & Passion » by RedBlaze1 reviews Harry tries to stay away from Ginny for her own safety, but the passion between them could prove too much to deny. Harry, Ron and Hermione in battle training. High Action! Now Complete!Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,214 - Reviews: 519 - Updated: 4-13-04 - Published: 9-30-02 - Harry P. & Ginny W. - Complete

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The words "the passion between them could prove too much to deny" make me wanna throw up... *gags*

 

I'm sorry, but that's a fucking classic and as much as I hate HP/GW, I read the whole damn thing back when I first got into fanfiction. As shitty as the summary and pairing is, it is a decent story.