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Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Oz, Aug 8, 2010.

  1. Militis

    Militis Supreme Mugwump

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  2. Grinning Lizard

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    Edit: Pic removed. Lol :facepalm I try and branch away from reptiles, this is what I get. Apologies.
     
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  3. Iztiak

    Iztiak Prisoner DLP Supporter

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    GL: That's like the second picture in the entire thread... >_>
     
  4. Nuit

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  5. Oz

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    FUCK YOU MILITIS!

    you cunt!
     
  7. Ash

    Ash Moves Like Jagger DLP Supporter

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    I agree. I cried. D8 D8
     
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    God dammit, Militis. That's depressing as fuck. D:
     
  9. Rahkesh Asmodaeus

    Rahkesh Asmodaeus THUNDAH Bawd Admin DLP Supporter

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    I didn't get it. There were two contradicting stories. ;-;
     
  10. Zerg_Lurker

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    And some ferrets, because they're like otters. :3
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  11. Militis

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    As far as I could tell, there was only one story.

    The kid moved and had to give the dog away. He went to visit the dog, but as he got older he stopped visiting.

    The dog died.

    Your tears make me hard.
     
  12. Hashasheen

    Hashasheen Half-Blood Prince

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    You're an evil cunt you are. You probably laughed at the dog from Futurama.
     
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  13. Rahkesh Asmodaeus

    Rahkesh Asmodaeus THUNDAH Bawd Admin DLP Supporter

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    From what I got: he got a dog, didn't like it, gave it away to his cousin when he moved to an apartment. The dog died, he felt sad. Then suddenly time reversed and he was talking about how much he loved the dog. CONTRADICTORY.
     
  14. Blaise

    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    Sree: They aren't contradictory stories, you derp. They're complimentary:

    He started out talking about all of the things he remembered disliking about the dog, which changed into reminiscing about the good things about the dog after learning that the dog died. That time-reversal part was an artistic take on a flashback, I suppose.

    Militis: ...bastard

    /furiously swipes at his manly, thug tears ;_;
     
  15. Ash

    Ash Moves Like Jagger DLP Supporter

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    I don't think it could be possible to laugh at that. Just the thought brings tears to my eyes.

    Here, have some cute pictures, to distract you from the rampant sadness:

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  16. JenosIdanian

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    This was really the dog from Militis' post...
    /thread
     
  17. Rahkesh Asmodaeus

    Rahkesh Asmodaeus THUNDAH Bawd Admin DLP Supporter

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    Pft. Personally, that doesn't make sense. You either love your dog wholeheartedly, or you don't. No in between for me.
     
  18. Oz

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    Nah, Sree. Sometimes my dog pisses me the hell off, but I still love her.
     
  19. Torak

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    I did

    Best laugh I ever had
     
  20. mknote

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    Dude, no. That episode is one of the very few things in any media that has reduced me to tears. The thing Militis posted nearly did, too, and I just read the very end. Dogs (and pets in general) are special to me.
     
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