Flashfire » by dre942 reviews

Naruto remakes his fathers legend in flame Non evil douche sasuke and cool itachi

Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,383 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 3-17-11 - Published: 11-18-09 - Naruto U. & Ino Y.

 

What does that even mean? Does Naruto make a living telling stories through fire bending? Shouldn't that be a crossover? Or maybe he is an arsonist whose fires spell out the story of the Yellow Flash.

 

Destroyer of Life » by Destroyer of Life reviews

What if when Naruto was 10 he was broke mentally? What if Kyuubi gave Naruto 3 tails worth of chakra. What if jutsu used sent then 3 years in the past? How will he cope?

Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,504 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 3-5-11 - Published: 6-24-09 - Naruto U. & Kyuubi - Complete

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What if it was written legibly?

 

It's in fucking Swedish (which I don't speak) but I can still see that it had a Mary Sue in it.

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His Greatest Prank » by secretlovers reviews

naruto has had ebough

Rated: M - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-24-11 - Published: 11-12-08 - Naruto U. - Complete

 

I think I'll just leave this here...

^That was the summary. Below is the complete fic.

...Yeah. Who let the 7 year old to write that^? Which, if you actually tried to make sense of it, is an attempt at smut. I suspect a Troll, but its still a WTF!fic.

Just don't ask me what I was doing in the Flintstones section.
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3 Slytherin Marauders » by severusphoenix reviews
Harry & Dudley run away-to Severus Snape. Guardian/Mentor Severus. Lots of dragons. Manipulative-or at least seriously misguided-Dumbldore. VERY AU. Non-gryff twins,Tom R is different.Lucius & Draco are friends. Mention of abuse, some violence & swearing.
Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 97 - Words: 363,705 - Reviews: 2991 - Updated: 3-26-11 - Published: 3-14-09 - Harry P. & Severus S.

 

First Date » by How-I-Lost-Your-Respect reviews

Raven has finally agreed to go out with Beast Boy. The story follows the first date, as well as the many dates that follow it, as well as later events. Rating is for hints at lemon in later chapters. OFF HIATUS. REVIEWS VALIDATE MY WORTH AS A HUMAN BEING

Teen Titans - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,925 - Reviews: 154 - Updated: 3-22-10 - Published: 7-17-09 - - Beast Boy/Raven

 

Sadly enough, the amount of 'tards on ff.net who spam, "GOOD STORYZ, MORE PLZ!" 24/7 will sadly validate his own deluded sense of worth... :facepalm

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Kill it and the author with fire!

 

Double post; please delete!

 

8. Waking by Slytherpire reviews A little Kvothe/Elodin oneshot! Kvothe wakes up after calling the wind in someplace other than his room at Anker's.Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-16-09 - Kvothe & Master Elodin - Complete


Kill this person, Please.

 

That just shattered my brain :fire (I get to try out this cool smiley too!). What were you doing in the Flintstones section? Until just now, I'd never thought there could possibly be a fandom for Flintstones. Shows how little I know!

 

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:facepalm

/10 Characters.

 

I got curious and for the first time in my life actually opened a slash story.

FUCK MY CURIOSITY.

 

Damn! I was curious what "mpreg" means and went to google it. It has scarred me for life. http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Mpreg.

I am so not opening that fic! My sympathies for your pain, DarkDeoxys!

 

:facepalm

Words.
They fail me.

 

They failed noroadsleft as well.

 

No. Just fucking no.

Go back to Twilight, she-devil of fanfiction!

Addition:

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Here comes another one.

The mysterious part of legends by Jack'n'Jules reviews bitchy!Hermione, pickedon!Harry and teasing!Ron are transported back in time in the department of mystries, straight to Camelot, where they meet charming!Arthur and confused!Merlin. Humor all the way, Ron/Hermione, Arthur/Merlin and mentioned Harry/GinnyRated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,165 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-2-11 - Complete