Ronald Marvolo Lestrange » by Loony-1995 reviews
Finding out that you're adopted and the siblings you love are just distant relations is hard and learning that you're not actually a redhead or a Gryffindor is even harder. But finding out that your Mum is Bellatrix Lestrange is the hardest thing of all.
Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,295 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 4-5-11 - Published: 2-6-11 - Ron W. & Bellatrix L.

 

Just...:facepalm

 

I don't see how finding out who your parents really are would suddenly invalidate some hat's decision on what house you should be in.

 

Harry Potter and the Cullens' Adventure to Narnia » by Megan Hale reviews
It's really a crossover of 3 stories. HP, Narnia, and Twilight of course. When the Cullen's break into Hogwarts, they are taken to the room of requirements to assist with a duel where they find the wardrobe that takes them to Narnia!
Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 2-9-10 - Published: 9-26-09 - Complete

 

And this gem, which was mysteriously in the HP section:

 

Fellowpiratehogs by PippaLikesYou
A series of unfortunate events lead the fellowship of the ring and Captain Jack Sparrow's crew into Hogwarts. But matters change for the better when the Hogwarts students, feloowship and pirates find then can defeat the Death Eaters...through dance.
Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Published: 4-11-11

 

The Boy Who Died: Rewritten » by F.orbidden-L.ight reviews

After the battle he disappeared, vanished. Assumed to have been killed alongside his nemesis, the world mourned him. At the same time McDonald's had found a new chef. Now the wizarding world is in despair again, and their pleas for a savior are answered.

Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,886 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-7-11 - Published: 5-20-08 - Harry P. - Complete

 

Zombie Moon by floridfeyfay
Zombie Draco and Zombie Ginny meet under the Moon, that shimmering Peeping Tom.
Complete - Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Published: 9-11-07 - Draco M. & Ginny W.

MY EYES!

One Fucked Up Life » by DanoR1392 reviews
It started off as a dare Seamus a sex addict ws dared by his lovr2date Colin 4 1mnth witout cheatin in order2date Nott Trouble insures when Dennis strts fallin for Seamus Dennis keeps ending up wt strnge cuts n fractures, Colin's Kinky, Seamus is a Mormon
Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 107,520 - Reviews: 142 - Updated: 3-31-11 - Published: 8-17-10 - Seamus F. & Colin C. - Complete

 

Multicolor Post Its » by Wingwyrm reviews Harry Potter's animagus form is the Kyuubi no Yōko. And now he's stuck in a little boy named Naruto. So he helps the kid out. And boy is the kid hyperactive. Gen, WIP, AU.Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,575 - Reviews: 470 - Updated: 4-12-11 - Published: 3-29-10 - Harry P. & Naruto U.

 

What's shocking to me isn't the summary, but the fact that enough people have read it enough to give it 470 reviews..

 

1. Dumbledore, young in his 70's? (He was born in the very late 1890's, I think?).
2. Riddle was pretty much evil/became evil from when he was young - orphanage exploits, anyone?
3. Oh, of course it has to be slash! Because it's SO romantic, Harry saving the 'innocent' Tom Riddle from going evil! :facepalm

 

Heh. I actually read that one a while ago, though I don't remember the summary sounding quite that bad. I liked the author's time travel fic. I never read any of the other stories though. Other than that, I have no excuse.:facepalm

Here are two from the front page that deserve to be in this thread:

Seventh Son of a Sevnth Son by fragonknight01
Harry Potter is the 7th Son of Severus Snape, and Tom Riddle is his mother... Now that this fact is known, events are put into motion where the world as wizards know it might just change dreastically.
Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Published: 4-13-11 - Harry P. & Draco M.

Why Gummy Bears are Forbidden by SkittlesPie reviews
Draco gummy bears not good!...im not very good at summeries...so just read it if you want to!
Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-13-11 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete

 

Hello piss-poor Mary Sue/Self-Insert!

Aside from those, the author just gave away her...twist? I dunno, in the (and I hesitate to call it this!) story summary.

Addition:

:facepalm

 

Weasleys and the potter castle by Arttos-Karhu reviews
Harry and Ginny are born in bouth 1980.Ron is an year older and Harry has six siters.An different bigining, ending and prophecy with a way of making J.K.Rowlings storys different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-3-11 - Harry P. & Ginny W.​

The summary represents the story quite well:

Important notes: James and Lilly are born 10 so they are as old as Molly and Arthur and some parts/persons may come earlier or later in the storeys.

Year 1973

Hog's Head

Dumbledore was siting at Hog's Head waiting for some one, whose name he had forgotten, wanting to try out for Hogwarts new Divination professor. The only problem was that Divination isn't a special or wanted subject.

After drinking tree butterbear Dumbledore saw her. He stood up,"this way miss!" He lead her to the stairs and looked inside the pub and saw an hooded person siting and looking at his direction at the far corner of the pub.'this can't be good' he thought and followed her up to an room and looked the door.​

Now I want to try a tree butterbear, too

 

1 Thanks and Tag by snowyclara
Okay,so the name is lame,hey that rhymed! Anyways,the story is A LOT better than the name,and I'm not sure where I want to take the story so-for now-I'm just winging it! Oh,its Marauder era,you know; Moony,Wormtail,Padfoot and Prongs? Just read the story!
Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,625 - Published: 4-17-11 - OC

I'm a WHAT now? » by Freya-Rhianna reviews
Marcus Flint is told only a day before his 17 birthday that he is part Veela. Not only will his apperance change dramatically. He soon learns that his 'mate' is long time enemy Oliver Wood. As you can imagine, he is not happy.
Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,537 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 4-17-11 - Published: 1-16-11 - Marcus F. & Oliver W.

 

Why is that the thing that bothers me the most out of that godawful summary?

 

A Tale Of Two Gizards » by dolphinlver11 reviews
Gizard: Someone with one parent who is a wizard and one parent who's an ancient Greek God. Follow Alex and Theresa as their lives change from normal muggle ones to lives full of adventure and surprise. Adventures currently in Hogwarts.
Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,061 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-18-11 - Published: 1-7-11 - James S. P.

If I'm good ,can I haz a Gizard for hanuka?

 

What I don't understand how can a person with a wizard and a god as parents have something like a normal muggle life.

 

Magic, of course.

 

If you are the child of a god, does anyone care what the other parent is? Other than human?