Why does we never see a fic where Tom Riddle is a female and falls in love with HP yadda yadda?

I know naming the thread Tomiko Riddle is not one of my brilliant ideas, but that is the only name I can get which is close to Tom.

 

... Because there hasn't been anyone retarded enough to do so yet?

Or they just don't see the point when it's equally probable for a male Voldemort to do so.

Either way, there's no need to look a gift horse in the mouth.

 

I am shocked with all the female!Harry/TMR stories out there. (I absolutely hate slash)

Just wondering if there is a curse placed on the whole fanon so as not to write HP/fem!TMR.

 

IT MUST BE WRITTEN AND SINCE IT MUST BE WRITTEN PROPERLY, I SHALL TAKE THIS TASK. I WILL NOT FAIL YOU, KIND SIR.

 

"Tomiko" would be in her late 50's or her 60's by the time Harry is even born. Pass.

 

What, cougars are always fine! Dark Lady Voldemilf...

>_>

OP: It's a pretty retarded idea - changing one character's gender to fit your fantasies just means you are gay. And in denial.

 

Because Voldemort is not, never has been, and never will be Japanese.

Tomiko indeed. D:

 

Well since this obviously needs to be done and it could use even more squick how about the Horrocurxes taking on human form. Harry, being one of them would be largely unaffected but kinda highlander style with the death of one each remaining one grew stronger. Leading to some multiple Voldemort infighting. Nagini transforms into a female Voldemort, and then you get Fem!Voldemort. Who even has a reason to team up with Harry, she might not be the strongest, at least until they're the only ones left.

 

Hmm... I could possibly see a Fem!Voldemort being done by somehow making the personality imprinted onto Riddle's diary corrupted by Ginny's soul.

 

This reminds me of Blessed by Erised Burning. Talk about a fucked up fic.

 

You know, Averis, that's great and everything but I am going to interrupt you here and say that Nuhuh has already done it:Kanye Outa-no-where

 

Goddam Nuhuh, you epic motherfucker.

 

Wtf sort of name is Tomiko?

 

HO SNAP!

You just got told, son! You gonna take that?

Spoiler

I can haz more crack? :3

 

...because a menopausal Voldemort is needed in this world?

Props to Nuhuh for killing the sparkling spare.

Isn't Tammy closer to Tom name wise?

 

Though I enjoyed it, maybe Nuhuh writing it was a bad idea. Now we have the problem of real HP/DarkLady shippers who want Nuhuh to continue with the story.

 

After nearly a decade of fanfiction, you'd think we would have collectively realized that there's a 'Rule 34' type aspect to this fandom:

 

An animu name.

"ko" is a common sound on the end of female names in Japanese.
So when genderbending it's common to just take their name and end it with "ko".


At first I was like :facepalm

But then I read Nuhuhs fic and I was like :awesome

 

Perhaps the OP missed the part where Tom Riddle lives in the UK? And is not Japanese? And where Harry Potter is not anime?

 

WHAT. THE. FUCK. I never should have said that thing about hoes before broes, bro.

/me leans back so he can grasp the knife in his back and tug it free.

I'm totally drawing up a way better and more awesome Lady!Voldemort than yours. 'Cept her name is Danica Riddle.