My spider senses are tingling.

 

I can't believe we're already so close to #1. It was only a matter of time, but I thought it'd take longer.

Awesome gift for DLP turning six.

 

omg, I am laughing up a storm sitting here. You killed me, bro. Just murdered in cold blood. I need to sig that.

 

This statement was so pretentious that I actually lol'd. But I guess it fits with sixteen year olds thinking that they are simultaneously the center of the universe and the yardstick by which everyone else should be judged.

 

Didn't you know? 16 year-olds are the center of the universe. Right after 42, of course.

 

Sarcasm. Why do you think I put in the picture of the pompous ass smoking the pipe?

 

Yeah, I got what you were going for. It really wasn't very subtle lampshading...

 

Don't worry I wasn't talking about you, T3t.

 

Well now that my internet has cooperated and I've seen the pic I have only a few options:

A-Backpedalling: the way of the coward. If I chose to do so no one would truly believe that the picture hadn't loaded so I would look like a troll who got called on his bullshit and ran away.

B- Marching onwards- hmm, perhaps I did see the picture, perhaps I just found it funny that a sixteen-year old would make such a joke seeing how ridiculously pompous they can be.

Regardless, sarcasm or no funny was had.

BTW, the guy in the pic was nowhere near pompous, more like "trying hard and failing".

 

If I'd known this was causing this much of a fuss I'd have stopped checking the number on my FFNet profile and frozen the number indefinitely.

I'll just leave this here, wait for FFNet to update and the inevitable 'ZOMG SO CLOSE' post.

 

zomg so close

 

Congratulations DLP, we now have the premier Harry Potter fanfiction community for as long as it is until BlitzkriegAngel checks his subscribers.

Much love for your epic win.

PS. Waiting for FFNet to show the update.

 

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Damn that feels good. It took 8 months and 14 days to get there, but the DLP C2 is now at the top of the list for all to see. Huge props to enembee for getting the ball rolling, and to everyone who subscribed.

But it's not quite over yet. We might be number 1 in Harry Potter, but there's still one C2 out there with more subscribers than us. And as you'd probably guess, it's for Twilight. At the time of this post, they have 2398 people following them.

150 more and DLP is the ultimate C2 champion of all time. Lets make this a flawless victory.

 

Congrats! It's been a long time in waiting.

 

Your sig is so fucking appropriate right now.

 

I propose the next few pages be devoted to image macros extolling our greatness.

I will start.

 

Figures I'm out of thumb ups on today of all days.

Many thanks to enembee, of course, and everyone who subscribed. Keep being awesome, DLP.

 

I have too much time on my hands.