Chapter 9 of http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2919367/9/Through_the_Looking_Glass


Afta they raped in the hood they went to the babashop sinze all the G's go there. Wen they came inside hill yelled who wants to batle us to a rap battle as soon as he said that he heard a beet appearing. Sudently G-to-the-knee stepped and started rapin.
"hey ya'll I'm G-to-the-knee
And I wish I had a wee wee
Pee on yall mama
I im the king of raping
And I have a butthole that's gaping!
Suddenly dracoo steeped up and rapped too
"Yo yo yo yippee yow yippee yay
My name ias droco but u can call me dray
I'm a rish boy and proyud
And I want yall to put yo hands in thee air and wave em like you just don't care!
Together they rose their hands in tha air and yelled
"GA GA GA GUNITTTTT!"


LOL plus another fic thats so bad its good read up to chapter 3
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5720418/1/The_Ancient_and_Noble_House_of_Potter

""Haremonal!" Harry exclaimed."

 

WhatisthisIdon'teven.

 

There is just so much wrong with that little one dialogue that it overwhelms me.

 

God...poor writing aside, the cliches...the cliches!

Okay, so that was just poor writing. He's the epic cliche;

 

Holy shit, this fic is a lulz goldmine

Obviously the power from the Power and the Power from his Kin shall make him fulleth of the Power .. how is that in any way confusing??

Edit: totally sigged

 

Dagworth? You sure he didn't mean Dagwood? It certainly reminds me of a sandwich with the kitchen sink included.

 

another one but this time its an OC called no-name

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6134854/1/The_New_Girls_Secret

from chapter 27

"'hey Harry' Ginny grinned as he came into the common room
'hey' he smiled back still teased by the concern in his mind 'where are the others?'
'Hermione's changing, Ron's asleep' she briefed 'where have you been? With no-name?'
'no, just wandering around, why would I be with no-name?'
'well you wanted to find something out about her' Ginny told him, 'you said you'd do it by the end of the week or it'd haunt you' that was what had been playing in his mind, he hadn't yet seen no-name and had a day to find out something about her.
'that's it! I knew I forgot something, it's been bugging me for about half an hour'
'okay' Ginny said, unhappy to have reminded him.
'have you seen no-name?' Harry asked
'no' Ginny said now happily
'I might go look for her' Harry said thoughtfully"

LOL

 

Oh my god.... I just re-re-re-remembered why I don't browse ficwad looking for new stories.

http://www.ficwad.com/story/110806 <<<This.

The grammar makes my eyes bleed. And apparently, this person was asked by someone else to rewrite this story.... which implies that the original author was worse. I shudder to think...

 

This is vile.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5731548/1/Severus_Snape_Professor_and_Lover

 

Telletubbies and Snape? That made me laugh.


http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6804515/1/Hermione_gets_period

 

But a useful guide to what can get a fic noticed by the ff.net staff. Also, oh God it burns.

 

...What the fuck? Why on God's green Earth would someone want to cross those two over?!

And why on Earth would someone want to write about Hermione getting her first period?!

...

Actually, that begs the question of just exactly who would write about Hermione getting her first period... :facepalm

 

I just love that Ron and Harry had to explain it to her.

 

...

Do not want!

 

I'm curious as to how they knew enough to explain it...

 

Ron and sex ed? Seriously? Harry, I can see but not Ron...

 

So to sum it up...Oz is always getting her first period. :awesome

 

Arise, thread! Arise!

I dug this jewel out of the archives of Deleterius earlier, and nearly hurled. Features Loli-Harry (complete with dress and panties!), creepy rapist Snape, beastiality, mpreg, and had to be sporked in four parts.

Seriously, I tasted bile and I only read about three sentences in to the first part. I don't know if this has been posted before, but if it has, it certainly deserves to be posted again. This is an ur-example of all the things not to do when writing a good fanfic.

This may actually qualify as S&P, so if it does and I've posted it in the wrong place, I apologize.

 

Damn, but I did a spit take.