One can draw quite a few surprisingly accurate conclusions about a story from the author's screen name. Though, perhaps, none more damning than when the author shares a name with a character in the story.

 

Congrats Tonks3345, even Google wasn't quite sure what the hell 'couriness' was.

 

Magical Love by berry1234 reviews
HousE X Dobby romance: House an Dobby are riding their unicorns in the forbidden forest.
Rated: T - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-12-11

 

I feel like you've posted this before... There it is! Page 8! Is it a running gag I'm missing or just a blunder?

Who is "House" anyways? I hope Dobby isn't humping walls or anything..

 

I just had to.

House M.D. our resident egoistic and eccentric genius doctor.:awesome

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Maybe Not So Alone by Dragon Soarer
Ever since Regulus Black died, Kreacher has felt terribly alone. Will he always feel this way? Story for Mew-tsubaki & Morghen's Weird Pairings! Is there no end to the weird pairings in the HP fandom? ;
Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Published: 4-23-11 - Kreacher & Giant Squid - Complete

 

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Fucking Hell.

Kill both the author and the fucking 'stories' with napalm.

 

That's one big ass long cat here dude. Napalm is not enough,we should use the DeathStars super laser.

 

Damn, that would be a fucking horrible day.

 

i'm your lover, i'm your zero by Alias Bishie Joe Armstrong
AU. Gellert Grindelwald is the charismatic, sexy lead singer of a German alternative rock band. Albus Dumbledore is the biggest Gellert Grindelwald fanboy at Hogwarts, and he'd do anything, all for the love of a rockstar. Fluffy Grindeldore slash.
Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Published: 4-27-11 - Albus D. & Gellert G.

 

Harry Potter and the Trinity Union » by JonathanDandros reviews Harry is stuck in a strange situation. a Soulbond and a marriage contract. How will he deal? This is an experiment. Continued reviews shall keep it alive. If you wish to work together pm me Id love the help. Hp/Gw/Dg pairings.
Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,765 - Reviews: 65 - Updated: 5-3-11 - Published: 3-10-11 - Harry P. & Ginny W.

I know it's not the worst this thread has seen, but I just had to facepalm myself when I saw this.

 

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Slash writers need to be banned from breeding.

 

In The End by CocoaCollidoscope
Ginny convinces herself that she deserves to live life. Inspired by Linkin Park's "In the End" which I heard today. Because it SHOULD matter.
Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Published: 5-7-11 - Ginny W. & Harry P.

Lol,where does he/she live?

 

My Best Friends Sister

Author: jazzmyne16
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 718, Reviews: 1 Published: 5-9-11
Status: In-Progress

Meet Jazzmyne Andria Potter, or Andi twin of James Potter. As one of the marauders shes the closest to the 4 boys. But when Sirius starts to fall for his best friend will James be okay with it? And will Andi like him back? Marauders era

 

He like totally forgets like everything! Ever! :O

At least she knows she fails though, which is more than you can say for most of them.

 

Goodbye To The World You Thought You Knew by IceWhisper

Puck was fourteen when a man in an eye patch knocked on their door and said Sarah was special. Nothing has been normal since then. Some Puck/Kurt slash (Television -> Glee)

 

This summary and the story itself make My Immortal look like the work of Shakespeare. The only disappointing part is that it is too bad to be true, and is obviously a troll.

 

Why does that disappoint you?

I don't think Mark Zuckerberg had this in mind when he invented facebook.

 

Here's a few:

I'd like an apprentionchip cookie please.

...Wha?

I wouldn't be surprised if this one has shown up before; but the title gives me a weird mental image of Snape writing a book for toddlers.

 

Because sometimes love stems out of hatred by LoveIsSweetMisery
A library visit which turns hatred into a love which will test loyalty, friendships and families. Rated T because I'm a cautious! Hermione/Draco may contain spoilers for Order of the pheonix onwards
Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,926 - Published: 5-18-11 - Draco M. & Hermione G.

Oh, you're a cautious, are you?

 

The Death Eaters Meeting by NatalyaShae reviews
Harry has a dream through voldy that voldy is questioning snapes loyalty b/c of lucios and to make snape prove where his loyalty lies is going to make snape kill inniocent muggles. Harry tries to stop snape from going to the next meeting but ends up goin
Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-19-11 - Harry P.