Title: I Don't Care What You Think Unless It Is About Me
Author: megadeth425
Fandom: Pokemon
Rating: K+
Genre: Friendship
DLP Category: General
Pairing: None
Status: Oneshot
Summary: The story of a Bisharp whose trainer never hugs him.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6917003/1/I_Dont_Care_What_You_Think_Unless_It_Is_About_Me

First things first, this story (unlike the 81 others on the authors profile) isn't smut. This fic is one of those rare ones that's well written, isn't slash and just leaves you feeling all warm and fuzzy on th inside when you're done reading it.

I promise that you'll close the tab this story's in with a smile on your face. Well, unless you're a heartless bastard.

5/5, because it made me happy.



Checked by Minion, May 12, 2013
Dead link is dead. If you know where to find another copy of the story, please inform the library staff.

Checked by Dark Syaoran, June 5, 2014.
Couldn't find another source, so will be removed to Recycle Bin because of dead link. If anyone finds another copy, please inform the library staff and the story will be returned to the proper forum.

 

I'm not as heartless as I thought I was.

 

>_>

<_<

D'Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww/5

 

So fuckin beautiful.

 

There does not exist a situation which cannot be improved by more Pokemon brofists.

Bro/5

 

D'awwwww, that was lovely. Just what you need after a hard day's unappreciated work.

 

I am not tearing up, my apartment is dusty.

5/5

 

/fistbumps this thread.

5/5

 

This thread is proof that DLP has a heart. Shrivelled and black though it may be.

 

... Really? You guys are all going gaga over a fist-bump? Meh.

One question: If no-hug situation has been going on as long as it's been implied, why hasn't the trainer noticed before and explained? Or why hasn't the Bisharp realized it has fucking razor metal for ribs that would stop a hug from happening? You telling me he never took the initiative to hug him first after a battle?

Conclusion: Both trainer and Bisharp are retards. 1/5

 

YOU'RE A RETARD.

 

Nice story. I can feel the sappiness still/5.

 

Conclusion: You've never been hugged, either.

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Have to admit, that is a great picture. But my point stands.

 

/wanders into thread not realising it's for Pokemon.

/has never played or watched Pokemon, and has little interest in it.

/decides to read anyway to see what all the fuss is about.

/despite aforementioned apathy regarding Pokemon, finishes with a smile on my face.

4/5 because all that said, Hash does kinda have a point.

 

Wat.

/filler

 

Yo shinysavage, your childhood called. It wants to know why you never loved it.

 

... I'm with shinysavage. In every single aspect.

 

So, I go ahead and read the story and had a d'aww moment. For shits and giggles I decide to check his favorites in the hopes I'd find a goldmine of good pokemon fics. The first three fics involved pokemonxhuman lemons.

I...

..Wut?