That would make an :awesome crack fick.

 

Or an awesome Dr.Who/HP crossover fic for reals. Somebody must do it nao.

 

I can't help but feel that this should be the other way around, or at least some variation of it. Perhaps Malfoy after being pimp-slapped by Hermione with Joffrey sat on the Iron Throne. Or something to that effect.

 

I wouldn't call them memes, but they're funny.

And yes, Tehan, they're all from 9gag. Deal with it.

 

Oh holy jesus on a stick, the momma jokes were fucking hilarious! Very nice find.

 

Yo momma so fat, her boggart is a treadmill.

[/shamelessly stolen from the Voldemort twitter account]

 

Most of those seem to be from here.

Some more good ones -

 

Oh good lord. :lol:

 

Dunno about the meme alone, but the meme + your sig == :awesome

 

Terrifying...

 

Wanna know something more terrifying? I know someone who looks like the 'chick'.

 

I do too, and the sad thing is she still gets more play than mknote.

:awesome

Disclaimer: I'm not the one driving the beef bus to tuna town.

 

I found this on a tumblr. I didn't know where to post it, but here we go.



"Your favorite line that your character ever said in any of the films?"

Nick Mornan: Hello Beautiful.
Warwick Davis: Wingardium Leviosa.
Natalia Tena: Don’t call me Nymphadora.
David Thewlis: Boggart.
Evanna Lynch: You’re just as sane as I am.
Jason Isaacs: Let's hope Mr Potter will always be around to save the day.
Helen McCrory: Dead.
Tom Felton: My father will hear about this.
Ralph Fiennes: I can touch you now.
Emma Watson: I’m going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to to get us in trouble or worse - expelled.
Rupert Grint: She needs to sort out her priorities.
Julie Walters: Not my daughter you BITCH!
Robbie Coltrane: You’re Harry Potter.. You’re the one who got away from You Know Who.
Michael Gambon: “Harry…” in the platform in the train station, I felt like crying.
Matthew Lewis: Why is it always me?
Bonnie Wright: “Good luck!” to Harry.
James Phelps: “Honestly woman, you call yourself our mother?” or “Mischief Managed.”
Oliver Phelps: Morning…
Domnhall Gleeson: Mad Eye's dead.

I'm guessing McCrory said "Dead" in the Forbidden Forest for the upcoming DH film...

Luna's line is classic.

 

Good work Ralph Fiennes for choosing the most sexual line he could.