Yo, I just read http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6166856/1/Cold_series, and despite the fact that some, maybe most don't like it, I did, but cannot for the life of me find anything similar to it anywhere. If anyone can helps, please do.

 

What the fuck? Why would you ever want to read that? Or anything remotely like it?

Also, every shitty Twin-BWL!fic is like this.

 

QFT.

And why would you take any fic seriously which has this as the entirety of it's fourth chapter?

 

Chapter 4 of that story is an author note asking readers for help remembering a specific story...

:facepalm

Edit: Ninja'd

 

Wasn't his story quite obviously, as said before, but yeah, it is weird to have that.

 

Something that I don't understand.

Here's a story that you know DLP won't like, and thus, now that you've said that, won't read. However, you want us to suggest stories like this without giving any sort of description whatsoever of what it is you are looking for.

I honestly want to be helpful, but all that comes to mind is... retarded; why bother?

 

Fuck, i'm gonna say this once, before everyone throws a hissy fit about this. It's a phase that i'm going through. I'll eventually start to dislike this, like other things that i've grown to dislike. Just humour me.

 

I'm not quite sure why you have to share your phase with everyone.

 

Shits and gigs.

 

Quick, unrelated question.

How do you put someone on your ignore list?

 

Goddamn you're stupid.

Read this if you want a good my-twin-is-the-BWL fic, if you're going to go through a phase, at least have some taste.

 

I usually never bite when it comes to these threads that are full of fail, but JESUS CHRIST, I fucking dislike you, Monkeynuts.

I dislike your name, I dislike the fact that this thread's name is in all caps causing it to stand out when I go to New Posts, I dislike the fact that threads are constantly derailed by other people who I actually like for the sole reason of responding to your asinine comments, and most of all, I dislike the fact that you are still here.

 

I think Ashaya has voiced the opinion of most of DLP's other members.

But one thing she missed out is your avatar, possibly the least funny thing I've ever seen. :facepalm

 

Ouch, even gentle Ashaya is calling you a fucktard?

This does not bode well.

 

Taure likes her. She cannot be gentle.

 

I don't want any knowledge, peripheral or otherwise, of Taure's bedroom activities.

 

Christ. I apologise for my bad taste and shit post whilst being drunk. Consider this post closed.

 

...

It doesn't matter if you were drunk or not - people still think that you're a fucktard in general, Monkeykins.

 

*Monkeynuts. Get it right.

 

...wow, I can see this spiraling.