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Why Didn't Voldemort Take Over The Muggles?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Darth Mage, Aug 6, 2011.

  1. gamingguru

    gamingguru Fourth Year

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    This is really complicated, so I'm going to go slow for you.


    Step 1: Click on address bar.
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  2. Grinning Lizard

    Grinning Lizard Supreme Mugwump

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    You'd honestly get along fine if you just stopped fucking posting. And a lot of your questions are actually answered already somewhere else on the site, or plain fucking obvious, or so nonsensical/inconsequential that people can't help but facedesk in agitation. Just stop. Spend the forty minutes it takes you to type out each individual word thinking about what the fuck you're writing. There are honestly so many HP websites, but you had to stumble onto the one least tolerant of this sort of psychological diarrhea.

    /me remains half-convinced you're trolling.
     
  3. Randeemy

    Randeemy Headmaster DLP Supporter

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    Voldemort isn't a blood purist in the way the malfoys are portrayed for example. He holds disdain muggles cause they are weak. His father fell prey to a love potion, his considers this an unacceptable weakness.

    That's what I got from it.

    Stupid thread anyway. Why didn't voldemort create 49 horcrux's and throw them into the ocean... Oh cause that would have made the story shit.
     
  4. CrackedMind

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    I swear to god, Darth, your worse then Syed. SYED! Just please stop posting retarded threads, and I think DLP as a whole will hate you a little bit less.
     
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    No. Nobody is worse than syed.
     
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    Who the fuck is Syed?
     
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    I think he's one of The Santi's fanboys that came here from ff.net.
     
  8. CrackedMind

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    Read one of his posts and you will want to kill yourself. We thought he was a troll, but he really is as stupid as his posts make you think.
     
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    Is that a ... Mac???
     
  11. Psychotic Cat

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    That's the point.
     
  12. Republic

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    Hall of Shame this shit. Nao.


    /lols
     
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    Why didn't he take them over? Simple. They're "just Muggles," and as such, are unimportant to him (and to most wizards, really). He thinks wizards are the only ones that matter.

    /obvious fact
     
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    I have not laughed so hard at a thread on DLP in who knows how long. Good job making my day, OP. Imo, you may stay for the lulz.
     
  15. Jarik

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    This is Syed:



     
  16. Hashasheen

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    DONT YOU DARE HATE ON AVRIL! :fire
     
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    Why the fuck did you bring up this sad, useless thread again? :facepalm
     
  18. Hashasheen

    Hashasheen Half-Blood Prince

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    You talking to me or Jarik? Because if you're talking to me, then I blame Jarik for updating it and making me think it was a relatively new thread, thus allowing me to make a snarky comment in response to Jon.
     
  19. Oruma

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    I meant Jarik, who brought up the sinking thread again.

    Stealing Demon's picture from above.
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