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Official Funny Pics Part 2

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Antivash, Jun 2, 2011.

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    Wait, you guys don't use it?
     
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    It sounds really lame in Spanish. Such is my language.
     
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    No doubt.

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    The great thing about that episode was, that Louis could have turned it into a big joke about conservative Christians and could have made cheap shots against them all episode long.
    The moment she was introduced all those jokes were already formed in peoples minds and waiting to trigger because series like Family Guy used those already multiple times.

    Instead he turned it into a joke about himself.
     
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    ^That might be the greatest set of pictures in the history of the universe.

    Look at his expression in the second pic, especially in light of the caption.

    Third pic: "I recycle." LOL

    Look at both their expressions in the fourth pic, paying special attention to his comment.

    But the best is her expression/reaction in the last pic. Fucking lawl.

    Just... just priceless.

    Oh, and the fact it was on Fox News only adds to my happiness.
     
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    Just to clear things up: This was on Louis CKs TV show "Louie". This wasn't really on FOX News. I doubt they would have given him "Masturbator" as a description.

    (btw: Louis is on FX, which is part of Fox.)
     
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    I know this is hella late, and that the son was obviously a brat, but fuck that father in the ear. I could never beat that goddamn game, and it spawned one of the very few but very destructive temper tantrums I threw as a child deargodwhyaren't theremorelivesANDWHYCAN'TIFIRECONTINUOUSLYGODDAMNITFUCK THAT FATHER. FUCK HIM. WHY WOULD ANY KIND OR RATIONAL PARENT KEEP THAT FUCKING GAME. WHYWHYWHYWHY!

    If this was real and that kid hasn't falconpunched his dad in the cock, he's doing something wrong.


    /20 years of time and 5 years of therapy, completely shot to shit
     
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    No one has. Ever. The Angry Video Game Nerd put it best when he said: It'd be easier to go outside in a thunderstorm and try to dodge rain.

    Also: As a kid who grew up with his older sister's NES, I feel your pain. Everything wrong with my mind can probably be traced back to either this game or the Dick Tracy game.
     
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    Bubble = Burst.
     
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    I love how it's always a not-really hot, insecure woman who's always against masturbation. Insecurity for the win. Good casting for the win.

    And for some reason that chick reminded me of Legally Blonde...
     
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    I saw it beaten, once. I'm something like 90% sure it was an accident, because the guy was never able to do it again.

    Still, I'll give the dad some credit in this one: At least his kid knows what a really hard game is like, now. Yeah, he'll have a psychotic break, and he'll never get his xbox, but that kid will also never bitch about how hard the new games are.
     
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