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Fanfiction's Worst Summaries v8.0

Discussion in 'Fanfic Discussion' started by Dark Syaoran, Jul 10, 2011.

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  1. LOUD-Noises

    LOUD-Noises First Year

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    Hmmm...is it just me or is Harry just too underpowered here?? I mean, seriously! He's not even the prophecised decendant to all the founders of Hogwarts or even Merlin!! WTF is up with that??
     
  2. El Duderino

    El Duderino Groundskeeper

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    Your attempt at sarcasm falls short of the mark.

    Also, your use of multiple question marks is disgraceful.
     
  3. Dnar Semaj

    Dnar Semaj Seventh Year

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    Rapunzel Potter and the Deathly Hallows Kidnapped on her first birhday, raised by Voldemort, Rapunzel is locked in a tower because of her hair. On her 18th birthday, she encounters who Voldemort considers "Undesirable number 1": Her brother, Harry Potter. Story moved from other account.

    And this piece of gold was on her profile:
    "I am not gothic nor am I a prep. I do not belong in any clich what-so-ever."
    Prep? Has she been reading 'My Immortal'? This is mind-bogglingly stupid. Oh and the 'nor' she threw in there really shows dignity doesn't it?
     
  4. LOUD-Noises

    LOUD-Noises First Year

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    :confused:

    I didn't think people would actually take critiquing to that serious a level here...jeez o_O

    I'm...sorry? I know the DLP community has a low tolerance for practically anything, but damn dude, lighten up. :)
     
  5. El Duderino

    El Duderino Groundskeeper

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    That was a little harsh actually wasn't it? Ah well. Shit happens. Man up and take it. :D
     
  6. Lungs

    Lungs KT Loser ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Fixed for what I saw in that post.:awesome
     
  7. El Duderino

    El Duderino Groundskeeper

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    You dick. :p
     
  8. moatra

    moatra The FFFN Guy

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    I uh... I.... yeah. I don't know. I don't want to know. But who is Germany and when did that character get added to Harry Potter?
     
  9. Sir Sable

    Sir Sable Second Year

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    Pfft, obvious troll is obvious. Also Hetelia is a series where they give the countries of the world personalities and stuff. It's quite popular.
     
  10. Thaumologist

    Thaumologist Fifth Year ~ Prestige ~

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    Pft, you want countries with personalities?

    I give you... POLANDBALL!
    Be warned, this could be construed as racist.
     
  11. El Duderino

    El Duderino Groundskeeper

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    As long as it's funny...
     
  12. Thaumologist

    Thaumologist Fifth Year ~ Prestige ~

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    I'll be honest, that isn't a great polandball collection. The best is a 4chan archive from ages back. But I have no idea where it is, as I never saved it.
     
  13. Sir Sable

    Sir Sable Second Year

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    6. Rurouni Kenshin and the Lord of the Rings » by John the visionary reviews
    COMPLETED ON DEC. 3, 2006! Now see this entire crossover story completed as Kenshin and friends go to MiddleEarth to save Japan from Sauron.
    Crossover - Rurouni Kenshin & Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: T - English - Action/Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 94 - Words: 364,829 - Reviews: 673 - Updated: 12-3-06 - Published: 2-26-03 - - Kenshin/Frodo B. - Complete

    Lolwat
     
  14. Arbiter

    Arbiter Groundskeeper

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    Dear Lord... :facepalm
     
  15. oakes

    oakes Unspeakable DLP Supporter

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    Holly Fuck!! How the hell did the writer managed to do that?

    Though it could be good, right? I mean you can't just write something shitty that long, right??
     
  16. Lungs

    Lungs KT Loser ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Werd. If I wrote 94 chapters of Kaleidoscope, that shit would have somewhere in the 5k range of reviews. That's a true testament as to how much the author sucks donkey cock.
     
  17. El Duderino

    El Duderino Groundskeeper

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    Maybe the author just has a different view on life?

    In other words, he's retarded.
     
  18. T3t

    T3t Purple Beast of DLP ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Trust me, the % of shitty 300k+ word stories is only slightly smaller than the % of shitty stories on FFN overall. And Lungs, that's because you have a retardedly large fanbase.
     
  19. Lungs

    Lungs KT Loser ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Honestly, I don't know why people read the crap I used to shit out on a daily basis.

    Though the daily bit might have had a lot to do with it :X
     
  20. Sacro

    Sacro Groundskeeper

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    Well, if that summarises the story, then I'm glad that I will never read it.
     
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