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Fanfiction's Worst Summaries v8.0

Discussion in 'Fanfic Discussion' started by Dark Syaoran, Jul 10, 2011.

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  1. Fiat

    Fiat The Chosen One DLP Supporter

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    To be fair, at least it's up front about its intentions unlike the other several thousand stories with identical content.
     
  2. Lungs

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    25Harry Potter in Super Smash Bros Melee by Tiny Q Harry Potter is challenged to a midnight duel by Draco, however, they are taken to participate in the Super Smash Bros. Melee. My first ever HP story so be nice!
    T, English, Humor, w4k+, u3/22/02 p1/4/02

    Oooooooh what a twist! :rollseyes:
     
  3. El Duderino

    El Duderino Groundskeeper

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    It's their first story. Be nice.

    Yeah, no.
     
  4. Oruma

    Oruma Order Member

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    Mercy-killing bad stories is a "nice" thing, no?
     
  5. El Duderino

    El Duderino Groundskeeper

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    Pshh. Mercy. Completely over-rated. :D
     
  6. Cinduri

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    The sheer amount of cliches in the summary makes this well deserved for a place here. I urge you to read the first chapter and count how many of them actually appear.
     
  7. El Duderino

    El Duderino Groundskeeper

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    How about you read it, and tell us. I believe the phrase is 'taking one for the team'.
     
  8. Captain Trips

    Captain Trips High Inquisitor

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    Here is another fic:

    Harry James Potter? No, I'm Athena Iris Howlett » by dragonoffire3 reviews It turn's out that Harry's not a Potter- he's not even a guy. And what does Logan's and Ororo's missing daughter have to do with anything? Dumbles bashing! please read and review! AU!Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,935 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 9-11-11 - Published: 9-10-11 - Harry P. & Storm
     
  9. Fatality

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    This summary raises so many questions. Is this an AU where Harry is actually a girl, or does he just suddenly realize that he does in fact have boobs? Because the summary makes it sound like the latter. Harry Potter and the Curse of the Mistaken Gender anyone?
     
  10. Captain Trips

    Captain Trips High Inquisitor

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    Or maybe he's really a crossdresser, who belive he's the daughter of Wolverine and Storm?
     
  11. Thaumologist

    Thaumologist Fifth Year ~ Prestige ~

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    "Now hang on a minute, I could've sworn I had a cock when I went to sleep last night..."
     
  12. Cinduri

    Cinduri Squib

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    I'm lost for words.
     
  13. Captain Trips

    Captain Trips High Inquisitor

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    Yes so am I.

    How dare she ruin My Little Pony like this, isn't it enough that she has written bad One piece crossovers?
     
  14. The Arid Legion

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    Lol. Just fucking lol.

    I think he confused Santi with that other guy though. What was his name?

    ...

    I swear I know his name. It's... it's that guy that wrote that fic.

    Whatever. CBF.

    EDIT: LessWrong! That's his name.
     
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  15. Thaumologist

    Thaumologist Fifth Year ~ Prestige ~

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    Please tell me it's a troll?
     
  16. The Arid Legion

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    I don't know. Do you feel like reading through 23,000 words to find out?

    'Cause I sure didn't. D:
     
  17. Palurien

    Palurien Third Year DLP Supporter

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    I did, it's a troll. And a thumpin good one.
     
  18. Lungs

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    D8 Good trolls aren't 23k words long. Trying too hard. :X
     
  19. El Duderino

    El Duderino Groundskeeper

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    Lungs is an expert on good trolling.
     
  20. Lungs

    Lungs KT Loser ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Duderino.

    I have beef with you.

    Beef and broccoli.
     
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