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Fanfiction's Worst Summaries v8.0

Discussion in 'Fanfic Discussion' started by Dark Syaoran, Jul 10, 2011.

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  1. El Duderino

    El Duderino Groundskeeper

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    Come at me bro. Or are you too... Chicken?

    You see what I did there?

    A pun.
     
  2. Lungs

    Lungs KT Loser ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Too chicken? Pshh, I've more courage than General Tso!
     
  3. El Duderino

    El Duderino Groundskeeper

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    I literally spent 10 minutes trying to find something I could use as a pun to reply to this.

    It would appear that you have outwitted me.

    I'm sure you'll be over the moon about this.
     
  4. Lungs

    Lungs KT Loser ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Haha, and I haven't even started rhyming yet :p
     
  5. El Duderino

    El Duderino Groundskeeper

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    You missed the pun.

    'Over the moon'?

    Cows?

    Beef?

    :D
     
  6. Oruma

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    Guys, please.
    Two words: Colonel Sanders.
     
  7. Lungs

    Lungs KT Loser ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Oh god damn it, Oruma. You failz, you... capitalist pig. :p
     
  8. El Duderino

    El Duderino Groundskeeper

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    Jesus Oruma. Couldn't play the game right could you. God.
     
  9. Ched

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    Well, I immediately set out to search for crossover fics between Harry Potter and Animal Farm in order to post a fantastically bad summary here in response to the more recent posts. Unfortunately this was the best thing I could find. :(

    I actually read some of it. Not quite what I was expecting, though I wouldn't call it good.. Sort of... dare I say it, interesting in a very strange way? Chapter 2 even had a Vorpal blade that went snicker-snack.
     
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  10. El Duderino

    El Duderino Groundskeeper

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    ...I think you may have a bit too much free time.
     
  11. Ched

    Ched Da Trek Moderator DLP Supporter ⭐⭐

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    Aye, for a few hours tonight I did... Sitting at the computer once again impatiently waiting for e-mails to come in. Usually leads me to browsing more threads than normal in DLP and posting randomly. Fun times.

    Edit:
     
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  12. Hero of Stupidity

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    No Need For Hogwarts by AnimeLoverAnythingGoes
    At 11 Harry hears his parents' Will and doesn't go to Hogwarts. Instead he trains with best of the anime world to become a great fighter and meet lots of girls. God-Like!Voldemort, Demon!Harry, Dumbles bash. Rated T might increase. NO SLASH! None!
    Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,446 - Published: 9-24-11 - Harry P.
     
  13. El Duderino

    El Duderino Groundskeeper

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    ...Lolwhut?
     
  14. Klackerz

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    This sounds awesome :p
     
  15. Lium

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    That sounds repulsive in the extreme.
     
  16. El Duderino

    El Duderino Groundskeeper

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    He's right you know.
     
  17. Nuit

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    I've wonder for a while now, why do people seem to think Willow and Snape go together? Is it because she's a redhead just like Lily? Or some other reason I'm missing?
     
  18. Cinduri

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    Considering the amount of fan girls that has a huge crush on Rickman it seems....be happy that it's not slash.

    To be honest it's probably that Willow went "evil" for a short period of time and Snape knows how she "feel" since he lost his love as well. How one can compare going dark because you are in grief and pain with being an abusive asshole like Snape I don't know.
     
  19. El Duderino

    El Duderino Groundskeeper

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    Oh god.

    You just spoke of feelings.

    ---------- Post automerged at 06:54 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:39 PM ----------

    Also, this:

    The Harry Potter Code 2: The Last Battle by bonnythebunny
    Harry has found out he has a twin sister after deciphering a code left by his parents. Now he and Aimee must be separated due to a magic link they share. Voldemort decides to attack Beauxbatons to kidnap Aimee, use their link, and lure Harry to him.

    Really need to read this to find out what happens now.

    Wait...
     
  20. Jormungandr

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    Twincest? :)
     
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