Obviously, Mother was an owl.

 

Found yer joke for ya.

 

Edit: ...for the more delicately attuned senses of humour;

 

That's not funny. It's kinda sad, and disturbing.

 

The second one's funny. The first one's just preachy.

 

Actually, the dog took all six cards and left five other ones.

The greedy bitch.

 

Still, it took us all a moment to read it and choose a card, another moment to look at the dog, another moment to get to the end and realise, and then another moment to either think, write or thumbs up;

so, in all, I think the dog wins.

 

Oh God, that cat.

I can't stop laughing.

 

Win.

 

Quoted for truth.

 

What.

Just, what.

 

I want to question this, but fucked if I know where to begin.

Edit: Pic removed due to ninja.

 

I want that 1 min 52 seconds of my life back please. Actually, I didn't finish it because that was retarded.

 

I finished it, then watched it again.

That might be the weirdest thing I've seen in my life. Including wordhammer.