Hm, that one is written by what seems to be a fangirl, so the pairing is probably Draco/OC or Snape/OC.

 

Harry potter and the toad face bitch by Butterflysparkle1012
what way so u describe umbitch lol well here is a story where not many people like her enjoy! and plez r&r
Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Published: 10-3-11 - Harry P. & Ginny W.

 

Do I want to know where you find this stuff?

 

FF.net my friend.

 

Blud and choklate frogs » by ilovehorses6699 reviews voldemort makes everyone gay and everyone is objective sexual wat will happen? skool is gonna be grate this yearRated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,829 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-5-11 - Published: 10-2-11 - Harry P. & Hermione G.

Trolls are making me happy...

 

In the right hands this could be an awsome crack horror story, were in Harry would have to deal with his new taste for human flesh.

 

Where's BigD? :awesome

 

No....in every sense of the word, no.

 

I was browsing through recently updated stories and found this pearl of a summary. Of course it's not actually a summary of any kind and the the prolouge, which is the only thing posted so far, has nothing to do with the "summary". I trust if this fic ever gets off the ground it will be prime WTF fics material. No, just no.

 

I don't know why I still look for stories on ffn.

 

I guess this is Poe's Law at work. Can't tell whether authors are trolling or on a dare or lost a bet or need psychiatric help.

 

To be clear, that is Poe's Law? That's awesome.

 

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=poe's+law

Link above explaining what Poe's law is.

P.s. Idiot.

 

In the H/Hr aisle somebody has successfully combined every overused fanfiction trend of the last few years into one premise and then used that mixture as the majority of his summary:

All it's missing is a time-traveling nextgen harem.

 

Please don't give people ideas like that D: :facepalm

 

1. Balancing Realities » by stargatesg1fan1 reviews The sequel to Balance where Harry ventures out into the multiverse, exploring and acquiring mates. A crossover with X-Men Origins and First Class, Captain America, Thor, Lord of the Rings, the Inheritance Cycle, and Smallville.Crossover - Harry Potter & x-men - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 60,160 - Reviews: 77 - Updated: 11-11-11 - Published: 9-23-11 - Harry P.

It almost sounds like it is the beginning of a slashfic, but I haven't seen any other slash in the author's profile.

 

It's my first post here .I was going to lurk for a bit more but I just couldn't stop myself when I saw this monstrosity:

Scerets bound » by pinksamurai1014 reviews
Hary potter is Actaully a girl but, noone knows not even dumbledore Himself! What will happen when two unlikely people get together ? Will love bloom? Or will it wither? M to be safe. F!HP/SS
Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,176 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-5-11 - Published: 12-4-11 - Harry P. & Severus S.

I shudder to think what's inside and I'm not feeling masochistic enough to find out.

 

Just reading all of these summaries makes me want to take a dive in a waterless pool. The sheer stupidity of some people astounds me. And the fact that they get reviews saying how awesome the stories are just makes it ten times worse.

I think my sig says it all.

 

Father of the Pride: Sigfried and Roy's apprentice » by Dean The Cuddly Fox reviews

Harry Potter was abandoned by his relatives in Las Vegas. After stumbling upon Sigfried and Roy's secret garden, he is taken in by white lions Kate and Larry after discovering he can talk to them. Put here because there's no place for FotP fiction area.

Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,177 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 12-6-11 - Published: 10-14-11 - Harry P. & Sirius B.
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I want to visit Siegfried and Roy's secret garden.

Edit: Actual summary says 'after discovering he CAN'T talk to them', but I fixed it because it was just too much fail for me to handle.