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Bonkers Dumbledore?

Discussion in 'Story Search' started by Kthr, Oct 7, 2011.

  1. Kthr

    Kthr Unspeakable DLP Supporter

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    I was reading a fic right now where Dumbledore is(so far)slightly mad. As in drawing penises on Tom diary, and later has Minerva worried that he turned the lake water into lemons drops and that raised me a point. Does anyone know of any fic where Dumbledore started to lose it on his old age and it actually has effects on the plot(be it politics or Voldemort no longer fearing him?)

    Tl;dr: Any fics where the most powerfull wizard of age is batshit crazy?


    this is the link if anyone wants it.
     
  2. Hero of Stupidity

    Hero of Stupidity Villain of Sensibility ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    T3t Purple Beast of DLP ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Don't troll, HoS :p

    If he wanted an Evil Dumbledore, there is actually one good series with that. It's not PKH, though.
     
  4. Another Empty Frame

    Another Empty Frame Fake Flamingo DLP Supporter

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    Well what is it rob?
     
  5. T3t

    T3t Purple Beast of DLP ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Sacrifices. Of course, it's slash+ANGST so like 85% of DLP hates/doesn't like it.
     
  6. Sesc

    Sesc Slytherin at Heart Moderator

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    Sure. Everything wimvincken ever wrote. Example. Enjoy.
     
  7. Shinysavage

    Shinysavage Madman With A Box ~ Prestige ~

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    Skin Deep, by Vingilot. I haven't read it in years, but Dumbledore was definitely nuts.

    Warning: includes slash (Harry/Bill), Severitus, major angst/abusive!Dursleys, and manipulative!Dumbledore.
     
  8. Portus

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    Wow, that was awful. Thank god it wasn't any longer - I noticed my hand twitching and realized it was trying to slit my other wrist of its own accord. Luckily, I wasn't holding a sharp object.

    You know how football (note: not soccer or "futbol") commentators say asinine crap like, "The Steelers are six-and-oh when he carries the ball more than twenty-five times," as if that's a telling statistic and not just a number? As if you could run the ball the first 25 plays and guarantee a win? Lots of things go into winning a game, and that stat is really just an indicator that most other aspects going well, not the cause itself.

    Yeah, well this story contains the word 'brat' 26 times. Twenty-fucking-six, in that one shitty word-vomit of a chapter. Does *that* make the fic suck balls? No, but it's a very good indicator that yes, the story blows walrus dick, and is one easily identifiable symptom and example of why.
     
  9. Sesc

    Sesc Slytherin at Heart Moderator

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    lmfao. You actually read the entire thing? All 15 chapters? Past the words "Rape Curse"?

    Even I didn't want to do that to myself, and that was years and years ago when I stumbled over that story :mrgreen:
     
  10. Portus

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    Wat? Oh god, no, I thought it was a one-shot. Heh, I actually thought it was a fail-tastic attempt at an Evil!Dumbledore character study, and just ended at the end of that chapter.

    No, if I'd attempted to read (or skim, as it turned out, but there was so much repetition that actual reading wasn't necessary) 15 chapters of that, I really would have slit my wrists. My hyperbole would have become an understatement.
     
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