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Official Funny Pics Part 2

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Antivash, Jun 2, 2011.

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  1. Trig

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    Oct 21, 2011 #1021
    Bollards work both ways.
     
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    Lunar Masticator First Year

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    Oct 21, 2011 #1022
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    I was just talking about this the other night...
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    Oct 21, 2011 #1023
    It's about failure to plan ahead and/or the incompetence of local councils. The bollards are newly installed, with the workmen apparently not realising that their van is now stuck inside the sealed off area.

    Of course the bollards are removable and the van isn't actually stuck, but don't tell the internet that - it fucking loves that photo.
     
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    The second guy got it wrong. You pick the stall furthest away from the person, instead of just a one stall buffer.
     
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    Oct 21, 2011 #1025
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    QuaziJoe? Is that you?
     
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    The two are unrelated, as the overwhelming majority of men looking at porn (and apparently the "looking at porn" qualifier is simply redundant) are only discussing preferred sizes of tits and hips, not cock size.

    I cannot count the number of times I've woken up to find that my wife is actively and unmistakably angry with me, only to find out (when I invariably ask her what's wrong) that she had a dream where I was an unrepentant asshole to her for one thing or another. Yeah, that's right - unapologetically pissed off at me for something that happened in her dreams...
     
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    Oct 21, 2011 #1027
    Worlds man UNITE against the Illogical ways of the female species!
     
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    Oct 21, 2011 #1028
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    Oct 21, 2011 #1029
    "Maybe I was the one who set your clothes on fire because you weren't me giving any, since you were angry at the way I acted in one of your dreams. Problem?"
     
  10. h2o

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    Oct 21, 2011 #1030
    Ah yes, that would indeed be funny, I just thought they looked liked they'd only been spaced out, not actually dug in. Hence the no lulz ^^
     
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    I know they're unrelated -- but I linked both as conversation of one led to another. Discussing the study that would have had graduate students (presumably) wandering around asking dudes about porn led to ideas about what other kinds of things they could ask for a legit-project about sex, and naturally sizes came up. Google informed us that lo and behold someone (apparently) already tried to quantify it.
     
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    Oct 22, 2011 #1032
    Afaik that chart is made up. At least I never saw a source for that.
    Also there are so many different women, I doubt that there's one ideal size.
     
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    Oct 23, 2011 #1034
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    LiquidTyler, a professional Starcraft player. If I recall correctly, he lost a bet, but I can't find the origin of it.
     
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    I don't remember the details either, but he's wearing inControl's shirt.
     
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    :|

    You know, I know these exist, but I still can't fully accept it as reality.
     
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    Why? Pro-gamers have been around for a while.

    MLG was founded in 2002.
     
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    I dunno, it's just... "That's real? Wow. And here I am planning on being a teacher." Too bad I suck at Starcraft.
     
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    Edit: Spoilers, just in case. Blizzcon tournament results.

    Well Blizzcon was this weekend, and one of the people playing made 75,000 dollars between the two tournaments he played in there.
     
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