Snow White and the Huntsman

I'd watch it.

 

How is Kirsten Stewart hotter than the Queen?

 

Well, this encourages me to continue on with my new Harry/Bella fic. Bella is the new Fleur. :awesome

 

Wait, that wasn't a troll sig?

:facepalm

 

Yeah, you can read some of my ideas about it on TheWiseTomato's wall here. (click this!).

 

Do not do it, not even as crack and parody.

 

Phantom wasn't clear enough.

Twilight sucks. Bella Swan is one of the most poorly written characters in popular culture. No one on this forum is going to want to read a Harry/Bella fic that doesn't feature Bellatrix Lestrange.

On topic: Interesting trailer. I'll look forward to seeing if the movie is worth anything. Point of order: It is stated that Snow White isn't fairer than the queen, just that she would later become that way. Maybe she gets implants or something.

 

This looks pretty good. But then again, what movie trailer doesn't?

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiyRaxu5QNQ

 

Octopus would win.

Octopuses kill sharks all the time. They are about the same size (from what little I saw), so yeah, Giant Octopus kills Mega Shark. Then eats a celebratory ocean liner.

 

Did I see Snow White in armor? I'll see the movie just for the ass-kicking that implies.

Also for Charlize Theron. Okay, who am I fooling? Mostly for Charlize Theron.

Also:Kristen Stewart isn't a bad actress, she just stopped acting ten minutes into Twilight out of sheer hatred of the material. And with a bit of make-up she can be as hot as anybody.

 

Then, tired of fighting it moves Japan enjoying a long and successful career in adult entertainment before retiring to spend its final days telling kids to stay out of its ocean.

What Scrib says about her supposed bad acting being mostly twilight being shit sounds like it makes sense... having zero interest in watching twilight, I can't say.

Charlize is still fairer though.

 

Fuck, that's actually pretty awesome. Redemption for Stewart mebbe?

 

That film was the biggest disappointment in the history of ever. Then again, picking it up for £2 kinda gives away what sort of quality you're getting.

 

"...will surpass you," is what the mirror says. She's not fairest right now

 

How will she EVER be hotter than how the Queen is now?

 

It doesn't have to happen. In the context of the movie, she is not regarded as fairest but will be. So the argument brought that she's not hotter than Charlize Theron is retarded.

 

Any movie with Charlize Theron is a-okay to watch.

 

That was totally not what I was expecting when I clicked the link, so fair play to them for that, I guess. That surprise was pretty much the only thing that interested me about it though.