"Siri, what is the next line in the potion composition?"

 

Wouldn't it be the iWave?

 

Use a switching spell on his tongue and a piece of shit, maybe? That's two for the price of one right there. Eat shit and taste arsehole, bitch. :awesome

 

"Found a little blood in my stool and some stool in my blood"

I'm crying right now.

 

Sounds like a photoshop of a similar story about no self-service in the showers due to clogging up the piping and some such.

 

Lol, anyone who doesn't make their toilet floors semen-proof is asking for it. Seriously; isn't that the norm?

 

Maybe for you Scrib. Maybe for you. -_-

 

As a former member of the community shower/stalled showers/public restroom user, if you just beat off onto the floor and expect it to go down the drain, fuck you. Fuck you so hard. I hope you slip on your own spunk and land face first in the semen covered hovel that you fap in.

If you do that in your own private home though, fap away my brother, but seriously consider some tissues or something.

 

Meh, not like I was planning to sleep before day-break, anyway.

 

Lol u mad bro? But if you don't wear slippers inside a community shower you're just begging for some nasty shit to attach itself to the bottom of your leg and start spreading.

 

That first one. So much.

 

It's a sore spot in college for me. Even though I wore flops every time. I really don't appreciate having to walk through someone else's man butter.

 

Just be glad you haven't experienced some douche jizzing on the knob to turn the shower on, yet.

 

Anyways...


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