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Official Funny Pics Part 2

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Antivash, Jun 2, 2011.

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  1. Coelacanth

    Coelacanth Denarii Host

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    Nov 15, 2011 #1221
    "Siri, what is the next line in the potion composition?"
     
  2. Dnar Semaj

    Dnar Semaj Seventh Year

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    Wouldn't it be the iWave?
     
  3. Rahkesh Asmodaeus

    Rahkesh Asmodaeus THUNDAH Bawd Admin DLP Supporter

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    Nov 15, 2011 #1223
    It would be a hilarious prank to spell someone's tastebuds into their ass. Also disgusting as fuck. ;-;
     
  4. Aekiel

    Aekiel Angle of Mispeling ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Nov 15, 2011 #1224
    Use a switching spell on his tongue and a piece of shit, maybe? That's two for the price of one right there. Eat shit and taste arsehole, bitch. :awesome
     
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  5. Speakers

    Speakers Backtraced

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    Nov 16, 2011 #1225
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  6. Rym

    Rym Auror

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    Nov 16, 2011 #1226
    "Found a little blood in my stool and some stool in my blood"

    I'm crying right now.
     
  7. Coelacanth

    Coelacanth Denarii Host

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    Nov 16, 2011 #1227
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  8. Ched

    Ched Da Trek Moderator DLP Supporter ⭐⭐

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    Nov 16, 2011 #1228
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    Might be fake/photoshop, but lol. Enquire at the Library Help Desk if you have any questions?
     
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  9. Zenzao

    Zenzao Unspeakable –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    Nov 16, 2011 #1229
    Sounds like a photoshop of a similar story about no self-service in the showers due to clogging up the piping and some such.
     
  10. Scrib

    Scrib The Chosen One

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    Nov 16, 2011 #1230
    Lol, anyone who doesn't make their toilet floors semen-proof is asking for it. Seriously; isn't that the norm?
     
  11. Innomine

    Innomine Alchemist ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Nov 16, 2011 #1231
    Maybe for you Scrib. Maybe for you. -_-
     
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  12. White Rabbit

    White Rabbit Hippity Hoppity DLP Supporter

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    Nov 16, 2011 #1232
    As a former member of the community shower/stalled showers/public restroom user, if you just beat off onto the floor and expect it to go down the drain, fuck you. Fuck you so hard. I hope you slip on your own spunk and land face first in the semen covered hovel that you fap in.

    If you do that in your own private home though, fap away my brother, but seriously consider some tissues or something.
     
  13. Zenzao

    Zenzao Unspeakable –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    Nov 16, 2011 #1233
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    Meh, not like I was planning to sleep before day-break, anyway.
     
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  14. Dnar Semaj

    Dnar Semaj Seventh Year

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    Nov 17, 2011 #1234
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  15. Scrib

    Scrib The Chosen One

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    Nov 17, 2011 #1235
    Lol u mad bro? But if you don't wear slippers inside a community shower you're just begging for some nasty shit to attach itself to the bottom of your leg and start spreading.
     
  16. NobelFiction

    NobelFiction Seventh Year

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    Nov 17, 2011 #1236
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  17. Nae

    Nae The Violent

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    Nov 17, 2011 #1237
    That first one. So much.
     
  18. White Rabbit

    White Rabbit Hippity Hoppity DLP Supporter

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    Nov 17, 2011 #1238
    It's a sore spot in college for me. Even though I wore flops every time. I really don't appreciate having to walk through someone else's man butter.
     
  19. Eidolonic

    Eidolonic Supreme Mugwump

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    Nov 18, 2011 #1239
    Just be glad you haven't experienced some douche jizzing on the knob to turn the shower on, yet.
     
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  20. Dnar Semaj

    Dnar Semaj Seventh Year

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    Nov 18, 2011 #1240
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    Anyways...

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    EDIT: Bottom pic failed. Removed.
     
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