How does that look even remotely like soup? What kind of soup are you eating?

 

*shrug*

Maybe he thought it was bean soup... covered with foam... or some other milky-white substance. :awesome

 

Here's a cool picture...

...maybe...

 

I hate you and everything you stand for. You fucking ruined my breakfast.

 

I don't know, the exposure level is wrong... oh you mean the spider? Yeah, that is pretty cool actually.

 

OhGodKillIt!

Cleanse it in purifying fire!

 

I don't have a problem with spiders, but if I found that in my house the next place I would go would be to buy a flamethrower.

 

The next place I would go is the airport.

Edit: Post 1200. And I stand by it.

 

I would send forth... Lobsterbot to confront it.

 

I mean... the biggest problem I have with spiders that big, is that you can't just use use a bic lighter and a can of deodorant to get rid of it. Firstly, even if you could, it'd make too much of a mess. Secondly, it looks like it would just piss it off, and cause it to jump at you. And if it did that, I would probably scream.

Just do not want.

 

Just as I was looking at that picture a fucking spider had to crawl up the beside my screen.

Can you imagine how fast I was out of my chair?:facepalm Killed it with a book though.

 

So shoot it. With a gun.

 

I live in New Zealand. Firstly, guns are quite hard to acquire. Secondly, we don't have spiders like that here, thank god.

 

dhulli, I know it may seem like bandwagoning but christ I hate you for that fucking picture and not posting the one that logically follows immediately after it where the owner burns the entire place down and hires several teams of priests to come in and preform exorcism rites over the ashes.

 

Here you go:

 

At least it landed in his bucket, and not his open visor!

 

He's an idiot for trying to go after that hell-beast at close range, points for the helmet but you grab a shotgun to deal with something like that. Snap a picture of it before you shoot for the cops, make sure there aren't people on the other side of the wall and open fire. If I was a cop and I showed up for that once I saw the picture I'd just offer him a bigger gun.

 

No, but across the pond in Australia we have shit like this.

 

Yeah, there are three types of animals in Australia: Poisonous, What the Fuck is that, and sheep.

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