"Amy Jo Johnson looks like pig too. Perfect. "

Who's that?

 

Google is your friend. :awesome

 

... pinkranger.

oh good God.

 

http://wtffanfiction.tumblr.com/

Boom, cut out the middle man.

With gems like this you can't go wrong.

My fave, to be honest.

 

This site amuses me.

 

Dude is eleven inches un-erect?

So... two foot dick?

 

And no, I'm not explaining it.

 

Jesus-fucking-baby-killing-Christ, kill it with fire.

 

Not HP, but I found it on patronus charm.
We're Just Two Men As God Had Made Us - 0 reviews
frerard / My Chemical Romance fic. Things are more than fine between Frank and Gerard, until Gerard's health starts to deteriorate. The real meaning of The Black Parade, only Gerard knows. Published November 27, 2011 - Updated November 27, 2011 - Romance/Other - PG-13 - Work in Progress - 2,203 words - 1 chapter - Tags - Other Setting

Fortunately the site seems to have an aversion to My Chemical Romance fanfiction, as it has been mangled beyond repair.

 

I loled.

Indeed that might be a feature.

 

Alright, I just found this and I don't really know whether it should be posted here or on Review board. It's so fucking bad that I actually find myself enjoying it. (Is that even possible?)

Harry Potter and the Most Electrifying Man

I'm laughing and facepalming at the same time.

 

I actually laughed out loud.

I fucking loved it.

 

Much like Fiat, I enjoyed that, too short for the Library anyways but if it gets longer we should look at putting it in Humor. It's solidly bizarre, which isn't near as good as solid insane, but turned out well.

 

Yeah, I agree. I liked it, even though it was kinda crappy.

 

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2482703/1/Identity

I don't know where to even start with this story. Ok, I lied. It's fucking awful. Take every single Bobmin story ever written, and combine them all together one awful bucket of piss, and you have this story.

I have no clue what is going on, as I skipped 99.9% of this pathetic pallet of buffalo shit. But keep in mind, that this turd has 120k+ words and 1200 reviews. It starts off with Harry getting something from Sirius, I think it's after 5th year which is when all stories of this type start, but I'm not certain.

Shit happens, and I think he and some woman, I think a self-insert OFC named Deb, start inventing stuff and doing stupid shit like putting their magical signatures onto CDs, so now you know this story is going places. There's a massive wall Taure-proportioned text that is something like 1300 words longs. I skipped ahead to see if there was anything as long as that paragraph, and I was not disappointed.

The next chapter has Harry training with some Sophia or some shit, and he's duel wielding swords. Pretty awful, and that's just one line. Almost forgot, one of the author's notes says this story is Harry/Fleur/Ginny/Hermione, so if you had any inclination to read this story before that, you've lost it now.

Skipping ahead, I get to a chapter where I see some awesome middle-of-the-chapter author's notes followed by some inserts of shitty Simple Plan songs. So, take every single awful pet peeve you can think of, throw it into one story, and you have this.

 

:|

...

GYAHH!:fire

 

That's not nearly the worst , just look below:

I think my neurons died a little just by reading this.

 

That website has given me nightmares. And just regular, during the day, scare the shit out of your neighbours by sounding like you just got stabbed in the anus with a cactus, terrors.

And that, ladies and gentlemendies, is why you don't ever, and I mean EVER listen to your friends suggestions whilst drunk.

 

You read all of that? I didn't make it past the first 300 words :\

 

This is amazing for all the wrong reasons. I love how the author apologizes at the beginning of every chapter.