There is a world where it happened and it's probably the same world where Clint Eastwood played Superman.

 

I have to resist the urge to spam this thread with the Oh God Why meme, but I had to post a few. At one point I was actually crying from laughter.





Whole collection here

 

Lawl xD, out of everything I'd like to see Clint Eastwood do it would have been James Bond.

 

That is so wrong. Bond is a British secret agent. Clint Eastwood is a sensational actor but he is too American to do that.

 

...There is a world out there where Clint Eastwood is a renowned British actor.

 

They offered him the part something like seven times I think.

 

And they went with the plot of X-men 3 that was awesome and had Phoenix blowing up entire cities.

 

And then they saw Kevin Costner do Robin Hood, and never called Clint again.

I'll say this, though: A young Clint Eastwood would have made a pretty kick-ass Superman, especially if the writers and/or director decided to use a little darker tone for Supes.

"You gotta ask yourself, Luthor: did I fire five or six of those Kryptonite bullets? Is there one left in the chamber...

Ah fuck it, I already melted your ass with my heat vision, punk.

Who else wants some of ol' Superman? Step right up, goddamit."

Hopefully that same world does NOT include Sondra Locke to ruin every movie she fucked Clint into letting her "act" in. (Though to be fair fair, Clint fucked her over was totally classless...)

This is the first I've heard of this but I mourn its passing.

 

Twas a sad day.

 

And i watched X2 last night. Was totally awesome.

 

That movie would have been the end all, because no X-men movie could follow it.

 

I dont know what that is a reference to.

 

I can understand why that might be the case, but still. "For shame!"

Hint:

Spoiler

Doraemon

 

Fuck you niggers for not recognizing one of the greatest animated characters of all time. I am literally not exaggerating, this fucker was just as big as Pokemon in Japan.

 

Do you know who Reksio is? No? Then fuck you for not recognizing one of the greatest animated characters of all time. He was bigger than Pokemon in Poland.