Gold nuggets? Pah! I'd give them the souls of my unborn children for a rusty unicycle with no seat if it'd get me through all that bloody grass even just a little bit quicker. It's quite the horticultural menace.

 

Done. Did you forget that there were asians on this board?

 

...well played.

 

There's going to be Dim Sum tonight

 

Understandable. Fetal souls make me hungry too.

 

No, you're mistaken. We cook with bartered souls. Why do you think it tastes so great and gives you heartburn?

c wut i did thar?

 

LESS TALK, MORE AWESOME.

I have a hippo Pillow Pet (I love my hippo <3), but this is so much better....

 

I must admit I didn't know the secret ingredient in Oriental cookery was Essence of People. It certainly makes sense though. I always wondered why my noodles occasionally wailed eternally in abject torment. It was actually kinda soothing once you got used to it...

 

Edit: Hm. Edo-period art not your thing, huh? Alright.

 

What? Those look freaking awesome. One of those is actually exactly what I need for a costume I'm planning - does anyone know the source?

Edit: And apparently they're a photoshop. Would've been awesome to have one as a prop though.

 

I want that as my avatar, sadly 3 MB is a little over DLP's limit.

 

I watched the whole thing. No regrets.

 

I want that awesome tattoo of Red on my wrist.

 

I'm trying to make a masturbation joke but im blanking. Please assume it was witty and funny.

 

Hahaha, nice.

You're welcome.

 

Caption was: Every time you encounter a pokemon, it's like taking another hit of acid.