It's already in the library. With four stars no less.

https://forums.darklordpotter.net/showthread.php?t=2070

While one might wonder if the story is actually worth the fourth star, it certainly isn't awesomely bad.

 

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But it's actually not good at all.

 

Well, crack+erotica+character bashing of the highest order= duh, it's not good at all.

Nevertheless, the fact that it isn't utter crap means it just had to be in the library.

 

Goddamn man. Did you seriously just post a fic that is in the Library in this thread?

I don't now what you were thinking, but this fic is not "awesomely bad". It is a crackfic/erotic comedy, that is surprisingly funny and well written. Do a bit of research before you throw stuff up here.

 

I read a story once where Harry had defeated Quirrel and had passed out as usual. However, instead of waking up to half-mooned glasses, he wakes up in St. Mungo’s, inside Quirrel’s body while Voldemort was in his. It goes on, Harry manages to convince people that he’s Harry, and Voldemort is found out. Sounds alright, yeah? I’ll admit, it was somewhat decent, up to the part where Quirrel!Harry wants to start a relationship with Hagrid.

Yes, Hagrid. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not a hater of slash, in fact I’m all for it. But Quirrel!Harry and Hagrid is just too much, especially when there was no warning what so ever. I honestly think I went blank for a second while reading it. Hagrid only tries to protest when Harry wants more, saying he -Harry- was too young. The writer fixes this by saying that Harry’s soul had become Quirrel in a way. He starts gaining some of his memories, but not so much as to change him completely.

Sadly, I can’t find the link. But I thought it was a worthy mention. Sorry if someone beat me to it.

 

I need to go scrub my brain. Sometimes I hate my imagination - I got this visual of Hagrid and a little boy ... Oh God, there it is again.

Well, I'm going to start my three-day weekend off right. Straight to the liquor cabinet.

 

Okay, I found this today while meandering along through peoples favorites on FF.net.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4766609/1/The_bTrunk_b

My favorite part would have to be this:

That's right the trunk commissioned by Harry's parents came with an instruction manual.

 

Oh - the trunk coming with an instruction manual is a bid of a downer.

It would have been way more awesome, if Harry had found the manual via Google.

 

... Somebody needs to write this.

 

Parodious needs to write this...

 

No. Jeram has to write this.

Fucking awesome crackfic writer, he is :3

 

.... Parodious is you, Jew-ram, Adam Coughjew, and me.

It's better.

 

Oooh.

OOOOOH. I was like "why is that familiar to me?"

XD

 

Lungs, I admire your stupidity and plan to profit from it.

 

Where Do I Belong? »by AmaltheaLuchiaAizenreviews
An age old feud, a prophcey that will set forward the destiny of a young child of 5 worlds connected by her birth. A deciptive old man, six soulmates, long lost family reuntied by war. Grimm/ichigo/Ulquiorra/Byakuya/Hitsugaya/Axel/Femharry. On hold

... I can't even describe how wrong this is...

It fucking snowballs from there:

:fire

 

Oh god, that author is so fucking bad.

Trashmaster General right there :\

 

... Maybe it's *supposed* to be a parody?

That thought actually kinda makes me feel better. The story is still revolting, but if the author was trying to be awful, then it's ... well ... more evil and less ignorant.

 

Is it weird that I'm taking this as a challenge to find the worst piece of whatever the hell that was on FF.net?

Oh well Challenge Accepted and all that.

This sort of sounds like an interesting premise but then:

Oh great it's one of those fic's where Harry get's a power boost at midnight on his birthday. However instead of stopping I decided to keep reading and hope the premise could at least keep it afloat.

Harry has magically changed appearance as usual and somehow never notices during his usual morning routine.

At this point I'm like 90% sure that this is slash, remember Harry still hasn't learnt of his new face yet. ALso at the end of this chapter there's an author note that says this.

You know, because I was wondering why Harry's hair magically decided to grow.

This is the explanation for Harry's powers by the way. Does it make sense to you? Anyway Harry then proceeds to get hit on by a hollow.

:fire
That's pretty much it for this fic as it ends about there.