Sounds like a mashup of bad indy fics and Unsung Hero.

Your spelling is reeking havoc with my eyes.

 

As much as I enjoy Harry/Hermione, this story is not almost recommendable. The horribads thread is where it should have gone.

 

She seems color blind as well.

 

Lol, I wouldn't even read the story after seeing it was Slytherin!Harry and Harry/Hermione. That defeats the whole point.

 

...Unless he was a motherfucking asshole, who strings along a late-Hogwarts year and desperately lonely Hermione (who's been ostracized since first-year) for casual sex.

But then again, that isn't really Harry/Hermione; just him using her in mind and body.

 

^Maybe he strings along then tortures her until she breaks. Later builds her back up in a way that she is in love with him like Bellatrix was with Voldemort.

That way he would have her every way.

 

...I was actually thinking that he was just a generic pig/asshole.

 

AntiHyphen got updated. I think the best word for chapter 5 is interesting.

 

I have to admit, Lily's characterization is quite good, here; refreshing from the atypical post-Hogwarts Lily designs seen.

 

EDIT: apparently, my retarded curiosity is not unique. Also, I have only one account on DLP.

 

Are you actually syed?

 

lol

He definitely had that unique retarded curiosity of syed.

About Warlock of Slytherin, the story fails in every way. Harry is cool because he's in green robes. His presence is so intimidating that he can silence several of his year mates (including his brother) without raising his voice, but still he's "neglected". Also, for no apparent reason, he's superior to his brother (having same parents and upbringing, btw) in every way imaginable. More incredulously, this hot shot is attracted to the plainest gal in the school.

And that's just the first paragraph.

 

eh, I had nothing else to read at that time.

Oh and he wasn't raised in the same household as his brother, that's like one of the driving points behind the plot.

 

Besides who the hell has a partner as a teenager? It makes it sound like they have been living together for years.

 

I wasn't going to bother, then you said 'curbstomp', so I'll give it a shot.

I need to find more crossover stories where Harry simply smacks someone's bitch up.

Maybe it's repressed rage at all the Harry/Buffy crossovers that either have no Harry, too much sanctimonious!Scoobies action, or simply have Xander inexplicably taking Harry's place, or Slayers immune to HP magic when they're vulnerable to every other kind of fucking magic EVER, including the shit those three nerds dished out...

Video game crossovers? I want a good, deep (no pun intended) Bioshock crossover... that fucking updates.

I stopped at the title. What kind of asshole tries to write a story about me, then leaves the 'e' off my name. :awesome

 

This. So very fucking much this.

And you forgot the time-line rape where post-Chosen Scoobies somehow show up in OoTP when Buffy is six months younger than Harry.

 

Don't forget the stories where Buffy or Xander or Willow is somehow related to Harry.

 

This too, though I don't consider it to be as vomit inducing as the others.

 

Ugh don't start me with Buffy. It had good points but its later seasons is fucking retarded.

Seriously there wasn't decent male character other than Xander and he was shafted so hard he couldn't sit down.

I mean if I had written a fanfiction showing Willow as strongest witch ever before season 3-4 everybody would cry foul saying I am writing super Willow hell everybody still cries foul when any writer gives Xander a decent power up. But it is okay if Willow becomes ultimate witch in canon? Seriously! That is Bullshit. It is like Joss Whedon had grudge against male characters.

About Harry Potter/buffy crossover, It would be interesting if Harry as Master of Dead were to come Sunnydale. It wouldn't even be broken much as angel series had a god in human form who worked for Angel (so I heard) it would be like that.

Hmm a decent Harry/Illria could be interesting now I am thinking about it.