That's Where in the World is Harry Potter By Nonjon. The entire trilogy is actually great.

 

And now I am immensely grateful that I chose not to read that story, after all.

 

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Maybe it's just the American in me coming out, but just reading that summary made me want to wage war on something.

 

Well, our Military Industrial Complex is already gearing up for a tilt with Iran (as if they ever gear *down*) - all we gotta do is point it in some other direction along the way to Ahmedinejad's place.

 

The nonjon series mentioned is actually pretty funny, yeah the c-section puppy bit was weird, but the scene where madam pomphrey gives them the 'good news' was worth it.

 

I do remember laughing a lot when reading that series. Don't think I quite finished it though, got sidetracked by some other fanfic, I think. From what I recall it was a very good series as much as I read. Just a scene that stayed with me. Lol

 

A nonjon story without at least one WTF? moment does not exist.

 

Starting the new finds with something I don't really understand:

Anyone want to take a guess on what his leaving the infirmary had to do with Voldemort's greatest weapon being fear? Or, actually, decipher the rest of what this person is saying?

Um, how does one 'go into' and then 'come out of' a coat rack?

Should have stayed forgotten. :facepalm

 

Hmm never heard of that website, wonder if it has anything better than that story on it

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(Reads Homepage's file name before it has even started loading) "The Home for Harry and Draco Slash"

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Fuck this shit (X)