Somehow this man and his perpetually falling limes never fails to amuse me.



Dreams? In my Inception? They're deeper than you think.

 

Upon reading this, I felt the urge to get up and make some bacon. Upon checking the refrigerator I found a severe lack of said pork product. I visited a nearby store to purchase bacon only to find it was closed for the evening. Instead I traveled by bike into the city to a 24-hour convenience store to obtain bacon. In short, this image led me on a 2-hour hunt for bacon on a friday night. I would say I hate you but this bacon is too good.

 

Must... resist...obvious...joke...

 

She changed their world.

 

So. Apparently T. Boone Pickens (An odd, old white guy from Texas) follows Drake on twitter. And awesome has been borne.

Indeed it is.

 

Except T. Boone Pickens is from Oklahoma and went to Oklahoma State (to which he has donated a fuck-ton of money). The only link he has to Texas is that he now lives in Dallas.

Not all old, white, billionaire oil guys are Texans.

 

What an incredible difference that knowledge made. Boy, I'm sure glad you cleared that up.

 

The fuck does that even mean? I guess not having regular contact with demon spawn in the middle school age range is stunting my ability to translate stupidrapperslang to normal English.

 

Basically he out-bragged Drake.

 

You lost me.

 

The media has been claiming that a wild new form of lsd called bath salts is behind all these zombie attacks.

In truth, "bath salts" is a name for every kind of recreational drug which has yet to be legally recognized and outlawed, ranging from ritalin analogues to fake weed to baby laxatives.

 

Oh. I think I linked an article in the thread about the face-eating in Florida that briefly mentioned it, now that I think about it. I didn't know what "bath salts" were though.