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Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Oz, Feb 18, 2012.

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    "What I think I do" is perfect.
     
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    The saddest part, really, is which was created by a man, and which by a woman.
     
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    I don't know if it's the saddest part. With this fact you can always try to believe that it's a case of exceptions. With the fact which one is grossly more popular among women you don't have this possibility.
     
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    To be honest, I think there are more Buffy fans than Twilight fans, they just aren't as goddamn annoying.
     
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    Heh, all this talk of Buffy reminds me of this horrible review of Firefly I read a few days ago while on a "reading overly critical reviews of things" kick.

    A Rapist's View of the World: Joss Whedon and Firefly

    This goes beyond ridiculous. This person, a self-proclaimed feminist, appears to miss pretty much every point she tries to make. She's so completely over the top that I thought she was trolling at first, but a little big of digging implies that she isn't. She's serious.

    And read in that vein, as if this review was supposed to be funny, I found myself laughing at how stupidly twisted some of this stuff was.

    An amusing excerpt that wasn't intended as amusing:
     
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    A soldier addresses their ranking officer as "sir". THIS IS MAKING MY VAGINA ANGRY!

    /allIgotfromthis
     
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    I tried reading it but I couldn't make it past the paragraph about how misogynistic the war scene where Zoey is following orders and calling him sir. I thought she was joking at first but I realized she was dead serious and didn't understand the elementary school concept that soldiers call their CO sir and follow his orders, gender is completely fucking irrelevant to that. After I saw that I skipped down to the comments hoping to find some funny insulting ones to cheer me up a bit and I promptly lost the faint slivers of faith in my species I had left.

    Edit: Damnit >.<, ninjaed by CareOtters.
     
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    Well obviously I just clicked the link without reading the post and made it a bit farther than you did before flipping my shit. Around the time I got to the commentary on the prostitution scene, I x'd out and came back here ready to rip CheddarTrek a new asshole about his retardation.

    Then I realized I was the retarded one and that he was actually saying how stupid the article was. I am now disappointed that I can't rip any new assholes after reading that.
     
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    *She, and yup, it's a stupidass article. If you read until the end you get to watch the author go from bashing Firefly into real life racist-as-hell comments!

    Like the following:
     
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    Thanks for reminding me just how stupid some people are.
     
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    Because Joss Whedon has created characters that have abused women (like Early in Objects in Space) and women who use sex (Saffron), that's how he thinks of women and consequently he must rape his wife?

    What. The. Fuck.
     
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    If you replace "feminism" with ANGRY VAGINA and 'male' with EVIL PENIS and 'pornography' with WOMEN WHO WEIGH LESS THAN I DO the true message becomes quite clear..


    I have become increasingly OBSESSED in examining Joss Whedon’s work from an ANGRY VAGINA perspective since I had a conversation with another lesbian ANGRY VAGINA sister at the International ANGRY VAGINA Summit about whether Joss was a ANGRY VAGINA. I am really quite shocked by how readily Joss is accepted as a ANGRY VAGINA, and that his works are widely considered to be ANGRY VAGINA. I decided to start re-watching Buffy: The Vampire Slayer and also to watch Firefly and the movie Serenity.

    I have to say that now that I have subjected myself to the horror that is Firefly, I really am beyond worried about how much EVIL PENIS hate us, given that this was written by a EVIL PENIS who calls himself a ANGRY VAGINA.

    I find much of Joss Whedon’s work to be heavily influenced by WOMEN WHO WEIGH LESS THAN I DO, and WOMEN WHO WEIGH LESS THAN I DO humour. While I would argue that there are some aspects of Buffy: The Vampire Slayer that are ANGRY VAGINA and progressive, there is much that isn’t and I find it highly problematic that there are many very woman-hating messages contained within a show that purports itself as ANGRY VAGINA. But Firefly takes misogyny to a new level of terrifying. I am really, really worried that women can call the EVIL PENIS who made this show a ANGRY VAGINA.

    For myself, I’m not sure that I will recover from the shock of watching the malicious way in which Joss stripped his feEVIL PENIS characters of their integrity, the pleasure he seemed to take from showing potentially powerful women bashed, the way he gleefully demonized feEVIL PENIS power and selfhood and smashed women into little bits, EVIL PENIS fists in women’s faces, EVIL PENIS voices drowning out our words.
     
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