Lynch Votals
Custer: (0+7) Castiel, Gambit, Dovaekiin+Lump, Uncle Stojil, Ash, Zennith
Lungs: (2+0) Menace, KaiDASH

Abstaining: Custer, Lungs

Bold indicates Deadline Vote. With 11 votes possible, it is 6 to lynch.

This should be up to date as of post #300

24 Hours until Day Three end.

 

Double Post, didn't auto-merge for some reason.

This is not the Votals you are looking for.

 

I'm willing to give your most recent post a -3.27/10 Zennith, because at least you showed up.

 

I was going OMGUS our only town confirm, but that's stupid because we're working in a world in which we know that Menace is town.

So Livelist:

Castiel, Gambit, Dovaekiin, Uncle Stojil, Ash, Zennith, Menace, KaiDASH, Custer, Lungs

Deadlist:

jwlk, para, kalas

town, null, scum

MENACE I'm going to stand by my reads even if people say I'm buddying or whatever because I think that backing down when someone pokes you is stupid. I have impressions on people, and fuck anyone who tries to throw wine at me, or is influenced by scumminess or whatever.

Okay, menace doesn't like my scumhit positing. Fuck you, bro. Just because you're conf town doesn't mean that everything you see is 20/20. Hell, the large majority of us are conf town - to us, and while now that everyone knows you're town it doesn't make your judgment any better than my judgment, k?

So I fucking read people based on meta and based on grammar. It's what I do. I think I'm good at it and that I have a good understanding of what it means to be town or what it means to be scum and what goes on in people's heads while they're posting. Must be scummy right? Welp, now you know why I try to lynch myself when I mod games? Heh. Please.

Ohkay, i spew mechanical bullshit. But that's how I play as well. Maybe I suck at mafia! But I don't think so, while it's pointless to reverseomgus and do stupid shit, I have a pretty good idea of how to roleread and asking dumb mechanical questions allows me to understand people's roles based on how they think. Besides, if I figure out who in the scumlist has what power, it becomes far easier to lynch as well as possible. I don't see anything wrong with this. Fuck all of you for telling me that I should be playing mafia super conventionally. I reversescumhunt by rolereading.

I always receive randa votes from people who just don't like the way I play. Honestly, fuck that shit so much. People fuck with me just because they don't like the perspective I have of the game. What if I have other reasons for thinking Kai is town, from hard confirm to grammar reading to roleguessing to whatever the fuck I do?

I think that mafia players should have a basic level of trust of what other people think and say, even if they're masking, because it allows you to assume worlds easier without painting everything with the brush of your own damn wineladden gaze.

READS

I think Castiel is scum because his posting is opportunistic and he takes the easy way out when he says things and it seems that he's biting back the collective we every time he says something.

I think Gambit is a null read because he's derpy at the best of times and he seems to be making an honest effort at something, even though I don't know what.

I thought Aek was towniest town to ever towned based on his d1 play but he seems to be rolefishing nowadays and he's still not dead. So he might be scum, but he's still posting with loads of content and his grammar isn't tripping me.

I think stojil is scum or town with every other post because he's so damn aggressive, but he's null because he says things that are smart.

I think Ash is scum because I think that people who troll constantly are scum. I wrote about it in my fucking guide >_>

I think Zennith is scum because he's a reactionary motherfucker and I don't remember him being this reactionary despite the games I've played with him.

I know Menace is town because hardconf.

I think Kai is town because while he was aloof and trolly d1, he shaped up quickly and he posts like he normally does and he's usually transparent as fuck in all the games I've analyzed with him in them. meta? tough fucking luck.

I think Custer is scum because I thought Vira is scum and they're both hard lurk 100% of the time.

I don't know anything about jwlk because he was the d1 lynch.

I know para isn't scum because only town dies n1.

I think Kalas is scum because of the way his posts look, the whole biting back the collective we thing.

And I know I'm town because I look back at my post and beneath all the trolling I sound like a paranoid motherfucker trying to roleread everyone by the end of d2 and that's how I fucking play as town. Except for the fact that, well, I know I'm town.

KAI

fuck you, honestly. I think you're town so I must be buddying you. Just because no one wants to be your friend and this is why. trololololol

okay.

Take my quotes out of context. "I don't know shit about Zennith" is about his meta because he never makes an impact in the games he plays as either scum or town. I don't even remember which games I played in with him besides dresden.

SUPERPOSITION Multiple Worlds Theory

if Castiel is scum, I think his buddies include Ash.

if ollie is scum, I think that Aek is probably scum as well because I'm going to think that my scumreading is slipping.

If Aek is scum, anyone could be scum because having lumpy bus anyone and everyone is not a bad idea since he has some sort of autotrust in the beginning. Looking at it from another perspective, having lumpy not bus anyone and try to steer this using his influence isn't dumb either. Basically I'm saying that Aek can be scum in any world imo.

Same goes for Stojil because I can't really read him.

If Ash is scum, I think Castiel is scum. I've said this.

If Zennith is scum, I still think Custer is scum, and I think that kalas might be scum, which would explain why he's so damn jumpy.

if KaiDASH is scum I probably deserve to be lynched because fuck my suck at mafia

if custer is scum, i think he's scum he's my strongest scum read of them all and anyone can be scum in custerscum world because DLPscum seems to always have a D1/2 lurker in their midst somewhere anyway.

if jwlk is scum then our judge is not an idiot, but our judge is an idiot so I don't think he's really scummy. I don't want to go back to d1 and read his post because there's a limit to my nonlaziness

if kalas is scum then our judge is an idiot and I think that this might be true.

TOP SCUM COVEN:

Kalas/Zennith/Custer

if this is untrue that means that some of my nullreads are scum and that I'm pretty useless so.

Deadline Lynch: Custer

fuck you I believe me.

 

I just want to say that having met you in real life, and knowing your voice well, I could hear that entire post in your voice.

I can't take you seriously when you say "I always receive randa votes from people who just don't like the way I play. Honestly, fuck that shit so much."

I'm cracking up here.

 

poor lungs - maybe consider that this goes both ways and that maybe others have REASONS for doing what they're doing too!

ANYWAY, this is probably my last post before day end (unless i wake early).

STATE OF THE MIND:

Happy with custer lynch, think that scum are in the bloc of

Lungs, Custer, Ash, Castiel, Zennith.

A DEEP COVER scum also is pretty likely, I guess.

 

And I'm back and only slightly hungover (four hour train journeys are good for getting rid of them).

Anyway, I'm still on for my Custer vote given that Ash/Custer is my best scumteam read, but there is another member to the team and it could quite easily be Lungs.

 

Day Three Ends

One of your number is nowhere to be found. This is deemed to be suspicious, so you lynch him. Or declare him to be dead. Since, y'know. There's no body.

Don't ask me how it works, it's magic.

Custer has been lynched.

Night Three ends in 24 hours

Lynch Votals
Custer: ( 0+8 ) Castiel, Gambit, Dovaekiin+Lump, Uncle Stojil, Ash, Zennith, Lungs
Lungs: ( 2+0 ) Menace, KaiDASH

Abstaining: Custer

Bold indicates Deadline Vote. With 11 votes possible, it is 6 to lynch.

Lynch Votes
#273 Menace lynch Castiel
#274 Castiel DEADLINE Custer
#278 Uncle Stojil DEADLINE Ash
#281 Gambit DEADLINE Custer
#286 Ash DEADLINE KaiDASH
#289 Dovaekiin DEADLINE Custer
#290 Uncle Stojil DEADLINE Custer
#291 Ash DEADLINE Custer
#293 Menace lynch Custer
#297 Menace lynch Lungs
#298 KaiDASH lynch Lungs
#299 Zennith DEADLINE Custer
#304 Lungs DEADLINE Custer

 

filler filler filler filler filler everywhere

 

Daystart!

Seven of your number meander out into the town square as day breaks. That means two people are missing! That's unfortunate. The group trudges over to Castiel's home, and looks inside. He is not there.

Perplexed, they make their way over to Menace's place of residence, and hear muffled sounds from within. The door is kicked open, and everyone stops in their tracks. Castiel's clearly dead body is smothering Menace on his bed, with a foot sticking out from beneath him, wriggling and kicking, trying to escape.

After Menace is helped free, he explains that Castiel saved his life by blocking the evil magics that had been cast at him.

No one asked why they were sharing a bed.

It was better not to know.

Castiel the Martyr has died to save Menace.

Livelist

Ash
Dovaekiin - friend of Lump, the Faithful Panda
Gambit
Kai
Lungs
Menace
Uncle Stojil
Zennith

With 9 votes remaining, 5 are required for lynch.

Day ends in 72 hours - August 3, 2012 at 7:00 PM EST

 

so menace

On a scale of 1-10, with 1 being 'pretty dam likely' and 10 being 'i can't believe it's not butter', how does 'you being a witch and selfshooting two nights in a row' rate?

 

Curses, foiled again!

But yeah, first off, I'm gonna say that I fully support a continuation of this NK bounce-streak we've got going on here. Keep up the good work, scum!

Secondly, getting into the meat of this post, I didn't get a chance to address this yesterday, but holy hell does it need addressing:

See, here's the thing, Lungs. It's not a matter of my judgement being better than yours, it's that your method of judgement is fucking stupid. Honestly, meta and grammar have literally no place in mafia after the first day, if that. That's why we were going to lynch Kai the other day before he posted. You saw a guy that has lead town in the past and is a generally good player and all that jazz, and everyone else saw someone that wasn't doing jack shit.

The thing about grammar and meta is that they're so unreliable it's ridiculous. Honestly, how hard do you think it would be for someone experienced in this game like Eidolonic, or Aekiel, or Kai to use "town" grammar? Not at all, I'd be willing to bet. And then while you're looking at their meta for town and comparing it to their grammar and townfirming them to high heaven, they shoot you in the fucking back. It's just not a feasible way of playing the game.

This paragraph right here. This paragraph right. Here. I bolded and colored this paragraph because it's grounds to kill you by itself. This is basically telling us that we should take you at your word and not look deeper into what you're saying because ohmygod guys I'm totally town what the fuck. I don't even know what to sayto this paragraph. I mean, are you really trying to tell us that we should have a level of trust of other people in mafia of all things?

You can't be serious. You can't be serious. You just listed five fucking people as scum reads. That's two more than is even possible, and that's not even counting your scummy-null ready on Stojil.

Added onto that, you didn't have any true town reads besides Paranoid, myself, Kai, and you. And Paranoid and I don't count. Your final paragraph trying to justify your previous posts is also bullshit, and actually kind of hilarious when you take into account what you said in your Ash read about trolling. Then you list Gambit of all people as a null read because you think he's putting an effort into something, which is hilarious in and of itself.

I mean, honestly, are you even trying?

That's cute. You just connected Gambit to Aekiel for no reason whatsoever. That isn't suspicious at all. Oh! And look, you dismissed Jwlk as scum and then admitted to not even going back to look over the five damn posts he had because you were too lazy.

Seriously, I just gave myself a headache replying to that post. What the actual fuck.

TL;DR: Lynch Vote: Lungs for great fucking justice.

 

I trust that (most) people do what they think will make their faction more likely to win. This is more or less the only innate trust worth having imo.

Castiel did good with martyr, which makes custer like 95% scum.

I'm still happy with lynching lungs.

lynch lungs

 

Oh hi guys, it's d4 and I'm still alive.

You know what that means! CLAIM CLAIM CLAIM CLAIM

I'm the Priest. FUCK ALL OF YOU

First night check was KaiDASH. GUESS WHAT HE WAS INNOCENT.

Second night check was Stojil. GUESS WHAT HE WAS INNOCENT.

Third night check was Aek. GUEES WHAT HE WAS INNOCENT.

GUESS WHAT I'M USELESS.

Or not.

That means that we have all the scum hidden in Gambit, Ash, Zennith.

Zennith, you're fucking scum.

Deadline Lynch: Zennith

come at me menace/i'll respond to you when I'm not half passing out. I woke up like, 20 minutes ago. D:

 

I'm going to quote a very famous and wise man in response to your post, Lungs.

I'll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet.

Deadline Lynch Vote: Lungs

 

I'm going to quote a very famous and wise man in response to your post, Lungs.

I'll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet.

Deadline Lynch Vote: Lungs

 

... What.

Christ, uh, okay. Here's how it's gonna go.

If anyone has mechanical evidence that Lungs' claim is untrue, post it here. Like, now.

Friggin' A, man. I don't even know what to say.

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Actually, you know what? Screw that vague crap. If either the Acolyte or the Priest are alive right now and know Lungs is full of it, post as such.

 

Yeah, if someone can back Lungs up, I'll possibly believe it, or we'll have his very stupid scumbuddy. I'm leaning towards Lungs being fucking terrible. If he's scum claiming to be Priest, it's dumb. If he's town claiming to be Priest, it's dumb. If he's the Priest, he's dumb for playing this way (though I really don't think he's the Priest).

In any case, I'm not going to vote for him just yet as I'll be around for a few hours, and I want to give an Acolyte a chance to speak up (as if, lol). Seriously, though, all of my what at this fucking role claim.

 

I have mechanical evidence that lungs is not the priest.

 

I have mechanical evidence that I am not scum.


LOLOL anyways,

Lungs, wtf man. Your posts seem like the ravings of a mad lunatic. I'm almost hesitant to believe your scum because you're drawing so much goddamn attention to yourself that it is ridiculous.

I'm actually still thinking about Ash as scum. It's a read I had from early on and she's been pretty consistent in lurking and then hedging her bets when she posts.

But shit man, maybe Lungs IS scum and is just being really, really bad. Which one is it? I can't decide.