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Creating a new legal system in US

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Celestin, Nov 15, 2012.

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  1. Celestin

    Celestin Dimensional Trunk

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    Nov 15, 2012 #1
    A petition to the Obama administration to establish new legal system of motorcycle riding "Judges" who serve as police, judge, jury, and executioner all in one.

    Maybe the humor section is a better place for this thread. Then again the person who created this petition could be totally serious about it. You never know on the Internet. And while I doubt it will get enough signatures (unless it goes viral or something), I'd like to see the White House's response. Maybe they will think it's actually a good idea. ;)
     
  2. Rumbleroar

    Rumbleroar Seventh Year

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    Nov 15, 2012 #2
    Only if Sylvester Stallone is the Chief Judge.
     
  3. Relic

    Relic High Inquisitor

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    Nov 15, 2012 #3
    I'm pretty sure Texas already uses this system.
     
  4. Fiat

    Fiat The Chosen One DLP Supporter

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    Nov 15, 2012 #4
    Nah, he'd betray the Law.
     
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  5. Aekiel

    Aekiel Angle of Mispeling ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Nov 15, 2012 #5
    He is the Law.
     
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  6. SmileOfTheKill

    SmileOfTheKill Magical Amber

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    Nov 15, 2012 #6
    Worthless politics thread, please move to humor.
     
  7. Rin

    Rin Oberstgruppenführer DLP Supporter

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    Nov 15, 2012 #7
    If this did get the requisite 25,000 signatures, all the Obama admin needs do is point to article five of the constitution.
     
  8. Betosa

    Betosa Third Year

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    Nov 15, 2012 #8
    Only in USA
     
  9. Tarnished Blade

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    Nov 16, 2012 #9
    Fixed that.
     
  10. Churchey

    Churchey Supreme Mugwump

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    Nov 16, 2012 #10
    Fuck y'all.
     
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    Alindrome A bigger, darker mark DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Nov 16, 2012 #11
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    Justice system... on motorcycles.
     
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  12. Fiat

    Fiat The Chosen One DLP Supporter

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    Nov 16, 2012 #12
    Fixed that for you.
     
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