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Official Funny Pics Part 3

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Oz, Feb 18, 2012.

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    Nov 20, 2012 #1241
    Hagrid! WTF bro?! Don't acknowledge Cassie Clare!
     
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    NobelFiction Seventh Year

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    Nov 22, 2012 #1243
    So perfect. So amazing. So true.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Nov 22, 2012 #1244
    I've lost way too much money to Steam this year.

    On topic;

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    Nov 22, 2012 #1245
    Hey, why's California so big? I thought it was just a beach and that Hollywood sign. Oh, and Arnold Schwarzenegger's house.
     
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    Shouldabeenadog Death Eater ⭐

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    Nov 23, 2012 #1246
    You fail to appreciate the massive land area occupied by Schwarzennegar's house.
     
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    Nov 23, 2012 #1247
    Humor aside why do they think that New York isn't anywhere near where New York is? I can find NJ on that map and it is very far from the purple.
     
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    Nov 23, 2012 #1248
    Relevant to DLP:

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    I hear her whispering, soft and steady,
    stumbling over unfamiliar words.
    'Tis like the wind, ever-present;
    'tis warm and sweet and mine.

    I long to reach, to hold her hand,
    to feel her smooth bare skin on mine.
    Twinkle her eyes, far above;
    darting left to right, my love.

    Thus I move, thus I sway,
    weaving sweet long lines of lies.
    I'm like the wind, ever-changing;
    full the need to make her mine.

    Mesmerized and unaware,
    lady above draws ever closer.
    These honeyed words are a snare
    tailored to her heart.

    On bound cream page and fresh brown leather,
    her velvet face, she sheds a tear.
    I smile a smile at where she baits,
    And line the line at where she waits,
    And jam my cock straight through her ear.


    Dick in a Page, excerpt from Fucking With The Reader, 2012
     
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    Wat.

    10char
     
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    Nov 23, 2012 #1251
    10/10, would get ear-fucked to read again.
     
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    Chinese DVD of Harry Potter - actual english subtitles.
     
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    Because I am Klate!!
     
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    Damned Melons are ruining proper Wizard society.

    (obviously, they are too delicious to let live)
     
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    God damn it I fucking watched all of them. I laughed hard for half, then sat in silence for the rest.

    God damn it.
     
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    Dude the Chinese must have no idea what HP is about.
     
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    I think we should make some of those names canon. I mean, Professor Jambliduo? Jid Loloha? Best subtitles ever.
     
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    Transrations, transrations everywhere. Seriously, I just had a flashback to 1998 and my first playthru of Final Fantasy Tactics.
     
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