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Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Oz, Feb 18, 2012.

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    ^ That happened to me in a nightclub recently. One of those situations where there's literally nothing you can do but wear your biggest shit-eating grin.
     
  5. Darth Disaster

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    Only happened to me once, during HS. I was on the football team, we were watching the cheerleaders practice. You can put two and two together.

    My response was: "Want me to return the favor?" I got a smirk and a blush but nothing else.
     
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    Something similar happened to me once during a soccer game. My junk was bruised for a week.
     
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    The video of that gif.
     
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    Push up on your taint before you put it away. Won't ever happen again.
     
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    ...how the fuck did you learn THAT?
     
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    The Howard Stern Show and Reddit.
     
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    Ahaha, I'm still fucking rolling. Nice find.
     
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    Not sure how many of these have been posted, but I got stuck on that site linked earlier somehow.

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