Pretty sure that's a re-post, but goddamn that cat gets me every time. Cracking the hell up over here.

 

It's literally because in your entire life you've never seen a cat fail a jump and when you do you laugh because... fuck the smug little bastards.

 

Kim Possible + Ron Stoppable... I would make some comment about your lack of childhood, but eh. Honestly, I could have lived without Kim Possible.

 

Not really. I'm pretty sure I was somewhere between 12 and 14 when it was on.

 

It aired in 2002, so you were like 15, horny for some cartoon booty.

 

It didn't air in here but I still got the reference.

Meaning, I am spending far too much time on net.

 

Pop stars when they were kids

 

Huh, I could swear I was in middle-school.

Also, no. And while Kim Possible was never my thing, I defy anyone who claims to have never been attracted to a cartoon character.

My first love was Crysta from Furngully.

 

Never got that lucky in school

 

That happened when I was in school. I overheard someone in science class talk about how one of the girls had something that looked alot like a sperm cell when they did the cheek swab thing. One of the older students if I remember right.

 

We liked to blow things up in high school, so we weren't allowed near lab equipment much.

 

It's even funnier accompanied by Sail.

 

Your sperm, maybe.

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This is now my Mental image of Perspicacity.

 

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