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SURVIVOR: DLP - Outwit, Outplay, Outlast [COMPLETED]

Discussion in 'Little Italy' started by Zeitgeist, Jan 3, 2013.

  1. Alindrome

    Alindrome A bigger, darker mark DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Sorry for the delays, castaways! Zeitgeist has pneumonia, and won't be around for a few more days at least.

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    A measly four contestants have submitted buffs for the appraisal of the Mysterious Three. Some say they are older than the oldest tree on this island, and communicate in much the same fashion. All we know is that they have a discerning eye for creative, catchy Buffs, and minimal interest in the petty conflicts of castaways. And they're not called The Stig.

    The people who have tried their hand at creating a Buff stand before The Three;
    Aekiel, Irene, Fontisian, and Stojil.


    "Our criteria are simple; First, a strong representation of community. Your designs must represent your fellow castaways, their names and spirits. Second, aesthetics. And third, the feel. Each element is considered equally, for a truly strong symbol must embody each of these three aspects."

    A withered hand points to each castaway in turn.

    "Aekiel, your strength lies in your commitment to upholding the community. In your entry, each name and face stand as pillars."

    "Irene, your strength lies in the epic feeling you inspire."

    "Fontisian, your strength lies in your creativity and art."

    The withered hand falters at the last man standing.

    "Stojil, you are truly an awful person. The things we have seen can never again be unseen. Please get out."

    The Three exchange glances.

    "Look, we'll level with you. All of the entries were pretty bad. Gold star for trying, though, right?
    But one needs to win, and our scores tell no lies. The creator of the best Buff is...

    IRENE!"

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    It seems that once again Irene has been awarded Personal Immunity! Congratulations, Irene. Well done to everyone who entered. Except you, Stojil. Feel free to post your designs in this thread!

    NIGHT 5 HAS STARTED.
    You have 24 hours to discuss!

    TREE MAIL: "After your next Tribal Council, an Old Friend will return as a Blast from the Past"

     
    Last edited: Feb 28, 2013
  2. Irene

    Irene Seventh Year DLP Supporter Retired Staff DLP Gold Supporter

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    I go first. (Stojil I seriously want to see yours now. XD)

    Sorry for being so terrible, judges, at photoshop. It was SERIOUSLY my FIRST attempt. <_<

    So my buff has front and back. All three buff fronts share one back.

    Buff back: http://i.imgur.com/uS4eASs.jpg

    Buff front attempt 1: http://imgur.com/eFoQSKr

    BUff front attempt 2:http://i.imgur.com/YfhJped.jpg

    Buff front attempt 3:http://i.imgur.com/5bLQHm2.jpg

    So it's like a head scarf that looks like: http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/d...869406-handsome-cuban-male-with-headscarf.jpg

    Can we get a sense of how the marking happened? :)
     
    Last edited: Feb 28, 2013
  3. Alindrome

    Alindrome A bigger, darker mark DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Your links are a bit broken, Irene. You can edit your post and change them.
     
  4. Irene

    Irene Seventh Year DLP Supporter Retired Staff DLP Gold Supporter

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    Oops, sorry. Better now?
     
  5. Alindrome

    Alindrome A bigger, darker mark DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Yep!

    Marking was equally weighted on the three criteria Zeit posted:

    Each category was out of three. Only the best entry, as voted upon by the judges, was counted.
     
  6. Ash

    Ash Moves Like Jagger DLP Supporter

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    ....lol, they were supposed to be like that? I had been under the impression we were supposed to redesign the buff itself, making one of our own. I couldn't decide on a good way to fit the criteria into such a small space XD
     
  7. Uncle Stojil

    Uncle Stojil Auror

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    No need to be so harsh, Mysterious Tree. :(

    But, alas, innovative works of art are always misunderstood by contemporary critics. My brilliant contribution to this challenge will truly be appreciated only after my death (which I feel is getting near and near... damn you, Irene).

    Rawr.

    Rawrwut?

    Wut?
     
  8. Irene

    Irene Seventh Year DLP Supporter Retired Staff DLP Gold Supporter

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    I think even if I can't say this on behalf of the judges, I can say for myself
    FUCK YOU STOJIL, FOR THE SECOND PICTURE. THAT MONSTERITY.

    FUCK YOU SO MUCH OMG MY EYES.

    I HOPE YOUR PENIS ENDS UP MIAMED IN RAZOR SHARP TEETH AND FALL OFF DUE TO ROTTING AND YOUR CHILDREN TO HAVE NO BUTTHOLES AND FOR YOUR EYES TO GROW A GIANT TUMOUR THAT MAKES YOU BLIND.

    FUCK YOU.

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    AND THE FIRST PICTURE OH GOD I CURSE YOU TO MARRY SOMEONE THAT IS 2000 POUNDS AND SITS ON YOU WITH VAGINAL TEETH AND FISHY SMELLY VAGINA STUFFED INTO YOUR FACE AS YOU'RE TORTURED TO HAVE SEX WITH HER 24/7

    I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS THE THIRD PICTURE.
     
  9. Uncle Stojil

    Uncle Stojil Auror

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    As I said, misunderstood. I pity you philistines.

    I create art, Irene. You make bandanas.

    /so there
     
  10. fontisian

    fontisian Slug Club Member

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  11. Riley

    Riley Alchemist DLP Supporter

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    A NSFW tag would have been nice Stojil.

    (Sorry for posting in here even though I was voted off).
     
  12. Irene

    Irene Seventh Year DLP Supporter Retired Staff DLP Gold Supporter

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    Fontisian: I love you so much right now.

    Stojil: See above. That's art. You calling yours art is like me slapping a nursery rhyme of ba ba black sheep into a document and calling it 'best fanfiction ever'.

    Just no.

    (And it's insulting to ba ba black sheep to be compared to your shit.)
     
  13. Castiel

    Castiel Headmaster

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    Yeah, I am calling bias on this challenge. This should totally have won this shit.
     
  14. Irene

    Irene Seventh Year DLP Supporter Retired Staff DLP Gold Supporter

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    NO FUCK YOU CASTIEL STOP TROLLING.
     
  15. Uncle Stojil

    Uncle Stojil Auror

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    SEE, IRENE? AEKIEL AND CASTIEL GET IT! THEY HAVE A SENSITIVE AND RECEPTIVE SOUL! WHILE YOU ARE COLD, DRY AND DEAD INSIDE! >_>

    Also a meanie.

    Anyway *clears throat*

    Baa baa black sheep, have you any wool?
    Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full!
    One for the master, one for the dame,
    And one for the little boy who lives down the lane.

    /and scene
     
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  16. Alindrome

    Alindrome A bigger, darker mark DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Let me fill your soul with inspirational quotes:

     
  17. Aekiel

    Aekiel Angle of Mispeling ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    So here's my effort. Well, I call it an effort. It was actually me trying very hard not to make something crap and failing.

    http://i.imgur.com/cuz1OE1.jpg

    ---------- Post automerged at 11:22 PM ---------- Previous post was at 11:21 PM ----------

    Also Stojil's second one is a masterpiece. Bravo I say!
     
  18. Uncle Stojil

    Uncle Stojil Auror

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    Your squirting wands would have fit right in.

    /double entendre galore
     
  19. Alindrome

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    [​IMG]

    Welcome to Tribal Council

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    Congratulations, Survivors, on making it this far! It's time, yet again, for you to savagely cast out and/or murder one of your own.

    You monsters.

    RULES
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    -Answer the questions given to you in this thread
    -Submit votes after questions have been answered
    -Post a voting confessional along with your vote in your personal QT
    -Vote syntax: "Vote out: [Player Name]"
    -HII and Immunity Necklace holders must indicate in their QT in bold whether they are using or passing on their immunity.

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    TRIBAL COUNCIL 6 HAS STARTED.
    Posting is permitted in this thread. Vote after everyone answers their questions.
    Have to leave early? You may vote early. No redactions.


    EVERYONE MAY POST
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    **Immunity**

    **Irene**//TSN//guljons//Caesar//Aekiel//Nae'blis//Ash//LochNess
    fontisian//Whooves//klackerz//Castiel//Riley//Stojil//Anya//Aziraphale

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    QUESTIONS
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    Everybody must answer:

    1) What type of challenge would be ideal for you?
    2) Which was your favourite Buff from the last challenge?
    3) Did you know who you were going to vote for before you read the questions?
    4) What's your favourite pokemon?
    5) What do you think of your chances of winning?
    6) Who is the most dangerous player?

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    All votes must be submitted in the next 24 Hours!
    Anyone who does not vote will have votes against them counted as double.

    Edit: Ashaya and Naeblis have withdrawn from play

     
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  20. Aekiel

    Aekiel Angle of Mispeling ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    1) What type of challenge would be ideal for you?

    A damn writing challenge. I've been waiting for one for ages now, but I can't see it happening in the next one. Someone returning suggests either an old player coming back or an old challenge being revisited.

    2) Which was your favourite Buff from the last challenge?

    Has to be Stojil's. Bravo!

    3) Did you know who you were going to vote for before you read the questions?

    Not particularly, though I had an idea or two.

    4) What's your favourite pokemon?

    Umbreon, of course.

    5) What do you think of your chances of winning?

    I honestly have no idea.

    6) Who is the most dangerous player?

    Dangerous is a hard word to use. The most competent is most certainly Irene.
     
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