Oh, I wasn't insulting you. I know you were parodying the story. I really have read (or started to read) a lot of fanfics that like that. That's all. It's just one of my pet peeves.

 

Oooohhh.....I am all excited ....

Eh....what?

Mouldy Turnips anyone?

 

You know I'm actually tempted to read that last one. If nothing else but to see Harry as a Puff.

 

yay, lard monkeys...

wow, pinkandgreen's on a roll...

0_0, wow, it's barry saucepan! I have been waiting for him!

Enough said, i think...

I would also like to 'investergate' The Da Slytherin Code, it sounds intriguing

No comment.

 

The Da Slytherin Code!!! LMAO!!! That made my day.

Fanfiction has shot to hell hasn't it?

 

Okay... I'll just pretend that I didn't see that.

...
Ugh... It already gave me a bad after taste.

Err... No!

 

posy? rappping? You mean eminem?? Holy crap..Are you shitting me?

Btw the story's title is: I think my friends gone crazy by dragonfly-child ...incase you're interested

 

Ok this isn't a summary... It's just a Sentence from a torture scene in Harry Potter and the Grim Decision:

Methinks Luscious be making naughty on Harry -- but alas, I remembered that there was a typo and the 'making naughty' involved knives.

 

LMAO .... cream ......

Doesn't fatally injured means he is gonna die!?? Just what we need another Harry Fuck DMS dead body fic.....

No duh.... Incase you are wondering the story is called Tom Riddle and the Philosophers stone........HP Tom Riddle style... thats so intruiging

Magical Fast and the Furious anyone???

 

No, I don't think I will.

 

I don't particularly understand why authors put "Read it" and "It's good, really" in their summaries - will the words themselves convince people of their veracity? Oddly enough, it seems unlikely. Sometimes it turns out to really BE good - that's always a shock.

-J

 

Is there really any point in reading this anymore? I'm pretty sure i know what's going to happen.

I don't know, but GOLLY do i want to! [/sarcasm]

I highly doubt that many pregnant people suffer from shit babies with Snape. At least, i hope not...

Can everyone else spot the innuendo? Good...

Oh yay, more innuendo...

 

here is another one:

" Are you the shadow master?" Voldemort asked, turning to face the young Potter. Harry smirked darkly, holding up his hand to produce a ball of fire." What doe's it look like Voldie .. scared, well you should be, because right now I'm about to kick your a

What the hell is that?

"As the war between Good an Evil, rears its ugly head. The Wizarding Worlds hero, fighter and sometimes 'Scape Goat' will unwillingly but Passionatly take on the biggest challenge known to mankind."

is he talking about war or sex? Passionately? if he is un willing , i doubt he would put much effort into his work.


and the last one:

"Opposites Attract by darlawuzx
Language, Kissing, and Violence. Hermione is in her 7th year and made Head Girl. What happens when the Head Boy is Draco Malfoy? How about more fights and more confusion, but what happens when he doesn't turn out to be the person she thought he was... "

great, just what we needed another cliched Hermione becomes head girl and Draco Head boy. if you would actually stop and go back. Those 2 hate each other and besides i doubt Granger would go out with Malfoy after HBP.


Wait READ THIS ONE:

"1917, the Romonov's were attacked and killed. No one ever found the body of the Princess Anastasia. What link does Ana, a mysterious girl who appeared at that Gryffindor table one day have with her. "

WTF? that was 1917, if this story takes place during Harry's time whic is in the 90's then this girl would have to be in her 70's. this person cant even due simple math. some old fuck comes to gryffindor maybe as their head of house but i doubt as a student. last i checked the Russian Royal family had not magical powers

 

Err... I'm a little scared that someone managed to not only make some crappy chatroom Hogwarts Online fic all about Muggle studies, cyberspace and naughty Slytherins, but that they also made it a MARAUDERS ERA fic. Why god why?

Never mind.

But I did see this in a summary, and yes in this order, and it just cracked me up:

You get the feeling this is the sort of girl who turns on the her turn signal after she's cut you off in traffic?

 

OMG OMG now they can, like, engage in three way buttsex. So cool!!! /sarcasm

Another fic written by a love starved person. Get off your dagn computer and get a boyfriend/girlfriend before you start writing romance.

Thats not a hero complex, thats a suicide complex. Why doesn't Harry just stake the bastard???

Ginny is his source of power??? WTF? What is she a battery?? I can see it now. All Harry has to do is shag Ginny to get a magical boost. Of course to recharge Ginny needs to shag other guys...

Wonder what this guy's smoking?

Probably suck at writing too.

 

The only part of this i understood was 'pirate ship.'

OMG, A ron/hermione moment latter on!? Where do i click?!!?

I actually shuddered when i read this.

HHMMMMMMM, i wonderrrr what it coulddddd beeee aboutttt?

I actual laughed out loud when i read this. Why the hell is she trying to sleep more than seven times a week!?

Yeah, that's not enough my friend, not nearly enough...

 

Well, I hadn't the interest of reading the many pages to see if this summary has already been posted...so if it has...please insult me for my lazziness, I accept it.

Pain of the Innocent by avangeline reviews
major AU this is Harry has a sibling who is the child who lived with a twist his twin and his younger brother are thought to be the CWL leaveing Harry to a different fate. mentor Snape
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Action/Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23229 - Reviews: 138 - Updated: 7-30-06 - Published: 5-31-06

The fact that its totally cliche apparantly doesn't keep this author from creating one of the hardest to read summaries.

 

a beautiful thing by buttrubber reviews
harry has hawt sechx with da professas and a giraffe in da hood..Thug love
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Action/Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29991 - Reviews: 100 - Updated: 6-30-06 - Published: 5-31-06

Spoiler

just kidding

 

By buttrubber and hawt sex with a giraffe???? LOL z0MGWTFBBQ? man about 99.9% of these authors need a bullet. *dies of laughter*

1. Fighting for all she is worth by Niko's Lover

Aishe is a witch and gypsy. Her stepmother has a secret more deep than her stepmother abusing her. The most unlikely person saves her now she is fighting to stay alive SSOCGWOC R&R
Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Action/Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4806 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-30-06 - Published: 7-27-06

Thats the very first fic that came up. SSOCGWOC? where the hell are snape and the ginster even mentioned at all?

"Her stepmother has a secret more deep than her stepmother abusing her."
Her stepmother was being abused by her stepmother's stepmother?

 

Anyone bored yet?

WTF...